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Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba
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I'm convinced she's fallen over - off her tits - and busted her nose at some point. Afternoon all, loving the hats btw x
OT but if any fraus have never heard it, it is a truly beautiful song. Sung here by a Louisiana musician, John Boutte
She’s completely filtered away her nostrils!
And whitened her gums!
Sorry… last one but…
to prove I once knew the sour taste of poverty
She is he.
to prove I once knew the sour taste of poverty
She is he.
I love watching The Voice
but can't stand him being on it, that hovering hand crap he has going on makes me and my OH (hasn't LEFT) roll our eyes. It's SO pathetic! But even worse than that, seeing him almost in tears the other week, when he was talking about his wife - and I'm shouting at the TV that he didn't even LIVE with her most of the bleeping time! 
He seriously disgusts me. And don't get me started about his singing, I know some here love his voice but ~youse~ can see yourself out! Back on topic
- thanks for that hats, mods! 
I do believe that James Potato Martin wears his extremely well! Go James!I hope Jack Monroe grifter checks in to see her new hat, it's much more attractive than her old dead pig one!
Chapeau, ninnies!
More nonsense from her in 2019. “Prostitution and stealing food to survive, 2013”. That would be the same 2013 that she had *checks notes* twenty four authored articles published just in The Guardian- not counting interviews with her etc etc, just the stuff that she wrote. And just in that one paper.
no LIGHTBULBS and no carpets and no fridge for TWO years with a child to take care of alone. The bleeping fantasist. That child’s father is either an absolute saint or an absolute idiot to put up with her besmirching him all over the place for her own glory for the past 10+ years.
PS that piece above was published on December 13th 2019. This piece completely contradicting what she says above about having a “child to take care of alone” was published…on December 27th 2019
www.theguardian.com
And why oh why does she need so many people around to “pick up the pieces” time after time. She IS VILE.
no LIGHTBULBS and no carpets and no fridge for TWO years with a child to take care of alone. The bleeping fantasist. That child’s father is either an absolute saint or an absolute idiot to put up with her besmirching him all over the place for her own glory for the past 10+ years.
PS that piece above was published on December 13th 2019. This piece completely contradicting what she says above about having a “child to take care of alone” was published…on December 27th 2019
Thank you to ... my son's father – the most decent man I've ever met
Jack Monroe thanks the calm, reassuring presence who has helped her through 10 years of motherhood
www.theguardian.com
And why oh why does she need so many people around to “pick up the pieces” time after time. She IS VILE.
Absolutely bleeping shamelessMore nonsense from her in 2019. “Prostitution and stealing food to survive, 2013”. That would be the same 2013 that she had *checks notes* twenty four authored articles published just in The Guardian- not counting interviews with her etc etc, just the stuff that she wrote. And just in that one paper.
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no LIGHTBULBS and no carpets and no fridge for TWO years with a child to take care of alone. The bleeping fantasist. That child’s father is either an absolute saint or an absolute idiot to put up with her besmirching him all over the place for her own glory for the past 10+ years.
PS that piece above was published on December 13th 2019. This piece completely contradicting what she says above about having a “child to take care of alone” was published…on December 27th 2019
Thank you to ... my son's father – the most decent man I've ever met
Jack Monroe thanks the calm, reassuring presence who has helped her through 10 years of motherhood
And why oh why does she need so many people around to “pick up the pieces” time after time. She IS VILE.
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Not to mention the several previous cats that disappeared (re-homed?). The two unfortunate kittens. And the guinea pigs that died when she shut them in a cupboard or something.
And yes Laurie’s coat is already visibly tangled and matted. That will hurt when the dog is brushed. And isn’t he/she a golden doodle? They need professional clipping every 8 weeks don’t they?
She’s not really fit to have animals. She’s too self-centred.
They've been limited the whole time. Only people who follow her can comment.
Meanwhile, whilst Jack is trying for likes with that poor matted dog, Hairy Biker Si King has spoken at the Newcastle ‘Enough is Enough’ demo. Rob Delaney is at the London campaign rally.
She’s seemingly gotduck all else to do, especially as she’s not spending 20 hours a day tweeting, so why isn’t Jack getting out there? Unlikely a crowd would boo her, assuming they even know who she is, but it would be something meaningful for Instagram and she might even get an interview or article off the back of it.
Huh.
She’s seemingly gotduck all else to do, especially as she’s not spending 20 hours a day tweeting, so why isn’t Jack getting out there? Unlikely a crowd would boo her, assuming they even know who she is, but it would be something meaningful for Instagram and she might even get an interview or article off the back of it.
Huh.
How simply awful
*whistles noncholantly*
Patreons down to 719 so far……..
TICKETY TOCK JACK!
LJC. What an absolute knob. WHO bleeping CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOKCASE?!
Too much work.
Kind of surprised at the number of articles she wrote for the Guardian in 2019. I only found out who she was from the Lee Anderson debacle. She actually used to do work?
Yeah the kitten she ‘introduced‘ to Cooper disappeared didn’t it?
Aye, doodle coats need proper care, that poor pupper needs clipping back severely to get that under control and to start again. But the poor animals probs never been a groomers and it’ll be so traumatic for her now. Glad mines short haired and just gets brushed regularly with no tangles! The hairs in Contents eyes is horrific too and probs causing pain.
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Somebody else has weighed in.
And one squig has noticed the fur is a problem but finds it funny?
The amount of people liking the ones pointing out the matting is nearing 20 though so I think a good number of people do know and also care.
The inconsistency around the homelessness/being a sex worker featured quite heavily in the BAR podcast.
What I really liked about that podcast was the way they just kept saying that she’s either really crap with money because she’s earned LOADS in the last 10 years so she shouldn’t be advising anyone else on how to manage it OR she’s lying.
Either way, she shouldn't be speaking on how to manage on a low budget
Also when she was doing her forensic recording of the contents of the freezer, why did she write down the calippos? What’s she going to do with bloody calippos?
Actually, don’t answer that.
What I really liked about that podcast was the way they just kept saying that she’s either really crap with money because she’s earned LOADS in the last 10 years so she shouldn’t be advising anyone else on how to manage it OR she’s lying.
Either way, she shouldn't be speaking on how to manage on a low budget
Also when she was doing her forensic recording of the contents of the freezer, why did she write down the calippos? What’s she going to do with bloody calippos?
Actually, don’t answer that.
Everyone is just as cute as a tiny shiny button 
Perfect time for Jack to do a Thread 31 reprise.
Perfect time for Jack to do a Thread 31 reprise.
This. It's hard to argue that she's any kind of effective advocate for the poor when there's thousands of pounds rinsing through her accounts every month. She's just dreadful at managing her money and has no right to be advising anyone else. And, as established, SHE CAN'T COOK.
I’m waiting for her to say that she brushes the dog 10x a day and takes her to the doggy salon and she is in fact the greatest dog owner in history.
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