Insta was just testing the waters. She'll follow the biggest dopamine hits. And the money.
She'll be back on Twitter soon enough.
She'll be back on Twitter soon enough.
Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba
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Aw, it's like the good old days (last week)
Who on earth looked at this?
And thought this?
Was that name you squigged out there
Isn't that a Del Amitri song? It's very "Nothing ever happens."
Which she got when she couldn’t afford shampoo and had switched off the hot water. Cos that’s what poor people do don’t they?
Oh insta I love you. There’s an earnestness to Insta isn’t there? Her Pecky Bird snippy responses will go down like a lead balloon, someone with a following will make her their story and then it’s bye bye Jack.
Quoting myself like the ninny I truly am.
Not sure she did go to Queenie's place re: MBE - I might be mistaking where/when a photo I've seen was taken.
Our much loved and desperately missed previous dog was a Yorkie, and we brushed him weekly even though we kept him clipped in a short ‘do’. He had a professional cut every three months, and it was £50 a time. I’m assuming it’s more for larger dogs (and also increase in fuel costs etc), so that’s quite an investment on top of insurance, food, etc.
I assume she didn’t even sit and work out costs before she took on Content. If she was shocked by vet bills for that poor little kitten, she’ll have a full-on conniption fit if Content needs any major treatment. Two surgeries for our wee boy cost almost £7K - far more than we ever paid across his entire lifetime in insurance premiums. If she doesn’t have cover, how she’s going to afford to treat the poor dog, especially now her Twitter tip jar rattling option has gone?
See I just don’t think that’s possible for her. Don’t get me wrong I’d love her to go back on Twitter because lolz, but I really don’t see how she can come back from this? All her tried and tested darvo methods have expired through overuse. Recipes won’t work because the hoops became a meme. Screaming about children with rickets and crumpled bus tickets won’t work because it’ll just remind folks of the Patreon/Teenill shenanigans.
I don’t think she can bear the narcissistic injury of being laughed at, so, unless she can think of an entirely new schtick (please don’t let it be singing Jack please ok), I don’t see how returning to be laughed at could have any appeal.
Although, she is addicted to Twitter, though. So there is that.
Work that paid her "peanuts" (her word of choice) - IIRC it was around 60p per word? Which is definitely not peanuts if you're writing 600 word articles! Except in Wacko Jacko's head, of course.
She's just an ungrateful lavvy heid!
I still think she might be a tory plant you know. Spaffing money she hasn't earned through a "proper job" on the latest phone, tattoos, a puppy she can't afford, well... everything... but still complaining she's so hard done by and also she can do a full shop on £20 a week for the people and two animals but also is an expert on cooking for one.
It's ok squig, I think she only goes if she's playing povs on Twitter. It'll be deliveries all the way now she's Insta only.
Fair enough.
Apologies to J for that misunderstanding then.
(Shame friend who has legs couldn't sub her a £20 shop though.)
I think I have located Jack’s personal memoir of The Poverty and other terrible tales of suffering and grief in the endless cold and darkness! Come on photoshop fraus, get her mug in there!
(this is a real book BTW)
(this is a real book BTW)
She'll be back with a selfie - probably leave the dog out of it since that went a bit tits up on Insta - people will tell her she looks fab and she'll respond with how she may look fab but rest assured that she is a hollow, smouldering husk of emptiness inside. Then we carry on as usual.
I really hope she does a chaos tomorrow as I’m off work and my OH (not Harold) is working so I have time to dedicate to following it.
Aw look he’s even holding a lightbulb he’s just unscrewed
The dodgy editing around the nose adds up to the suspected heavy cocaine use. When you use it heavily (not just on a weekend, even if you do quite a binge on a weekend, I mean doing it near enough daily) you get little nicks and spots around the corners of your nostrils (if that makes sense? Where it meets the septum) The condition of her skin does too, even with the blur/smooth tool.
Yeah, you can see that she’s only received “peanuts” from The Guardian over the years having authored this many articles for them. Poor thing. No wonder she’s been boiling soap for ten years.Work that paid her "peanuts" (her word of choice) - IIRC it was around 60p per word? Which is definitely not peanuts if you're writing 600 word articles! Except in Wacko Jacko's head, of course.
She's just an ungrateful lavvy heid!
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