Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba

[metroglide]

Loving the hats! Had a quick scan on Mumsnet, and found this very perceptive precis in response to a 'bekind' poster. I especially like this "She hasn’t responded to these allegations even though she appears to patrol and rampage her way across twitter shouting about everything else and encouraging pile ons from her supporters."

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

What the duck is going on with that fake tan?

ETA And ANOTHER leather jacket? How many has she bloody got?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

She’s back on Insta

oh Lordy. The light-I cannot see-the teeth-so bright.
Jack-brush poor little Content you lazy witch. And do it before the #doggomommosofinsta see him looking so matted. Poor doggie.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I think I found where some of the kickstarter copies of cooking on a bootstrap ended up, there's 32 copies visible.
The one facing us is the retail version RRP £16.99 so call it £543 worth.

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Well that’s very interesting, because four years ago multiple donors who were contacting her because they still hadn’t received their books (two years late) were being told this…

Guess that’s another thing like the Patreon rewards, legal case, website fixing etc Jack ‘forgot’ to do.

Hmmmm I wonder is there’s anything else she claimed would be “donated to food banks” but then didn’t actually do it?

 

[metroglide]

She’s back on Insta

She's facetuned her teeth so much that her gums look grey!

 

[Mrs Peel]

She’s back on Insta

Poor Content is going to end up having to be cut all the way down.

Jack, if you are reading this, and I know that you are...

Do you understand that it's painful for a dog to have matted hair, even a small amount? It pulls on the skin and can cause sores. At the very least it's uncomfortable. If you can't get her properly groomed, could you spend some money on a dog brush that is specially designed to loosen mats and get rid of tangles. It costs a lot less than a sideboard - I'm estimating a little less than ONE of those fancy knobs you have sitting in a drawer. Oh, and you'll probably need some scissors as well.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I'm sorry but this neglect is so cruel. Poor Laurie.

 

[katy_beans]

Why doesn’t she realise filtering is meant to make you look better not worse?? I’m baffled.

Also that dog needs a bleeping haircut.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Guys

here’s a nice timeline cleanse from buddy Oliver.

burgers that bind together
Hands washed x2
Professional presentation

 

[Helena Handbasket]

She's facetuned her teeth so much that her gums look grey!

She’s so bad at it and she must love herself because she posts the bloody photo! How can she not see it?!
Nice spenny looking biker jacket though-I wonder which puddle/charity shop had that on the sale rail.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

She’s back on Insta

Her teeth are leaping out of the monitor screen at me. And that dog needs a brush. Probably a good job her insta comments are locked, the dog mums of insta would make her flying monkeys look tame.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

She’s back on Insta

Why does she photoshop (or whatever) her teeth to look like that Dick Emery character from the 80’s? They’re not her real ones surely?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Guys

here’s a nice timeline cleanse from buddy Oliver.

burgers that bind together
Hands washed x2
Professional presentation

I could not love this little darling any more. THAT MAN has truly instilled a love of cooking and sharing a passion and confidence in that lovely little lad. Proud for him.

 

[Niceaspye]

Oh thank goodness you said that because I thought I was alone. While reading it I was rolling my eyes at how the writer made most of it about herself. Tiresome.

She sounded like Jack

 

[SendReceive]

She’s back on Insta

What’s happening to her nose?

I mean I know Pinocchio’s grew longer but Jack’s is just expanding.

 

[Upthisweek]

She has no nostrils!

She's facetuned her teeth so much that her gums look grey!

 

[moosesauna]

And theres also



Which is...something.

clicked on a random sidebar article from this about the government, and bleeping YIKES. racist, sexist and anti-semitic. can we not use this as a source please? i don't want to give this sort of inflammatory tripe any more views.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Oh and please, I beg you Jack, take that poor dog to the groomers. She can’t see and she’s matted, you absolute tit show!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I could not love this little darling any more. THAT MAN has truly instilled a love of cooking and sharing a passion and confidence in that lovely little lad. Proud for him.

I had a brief moment when he was playing with conker that he wasn’t going to wash his hands but then I remembered I wasn’t watching Jack!

 

[Upthisweek]

Seriously, where are her nostrils?!