Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba
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Yay hats! I'm having a tit day/month/year and that put a little smile on my face! danke!
hooted my way through last thread you're all on fine form which is great to see thanks fraus and herrs xx
hooted my way through last thread you're all on fine form which is great to see thanks fraus and herrs xx
I was going to say the same thing, but being a good Frau read through first.
Unless she put her foot in a blender to turn it to mush, or can’t count - both likely. It didn’t happen.
Now I’m Jackie Two Hats! 
thank you mods
thank you mods
On a sloth grunk to find the canal BUSY virtually (not literally) walking into the crappy bungalow stock taking her expensive items like Aggie and Kim on a mission.
Absolutely shitting myself with laughter.
Edit to write busy in capitals.
Absolutely shitting myself with laughter.
Edit to write busy in capitals.
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Ah, tonight has not been wasted. We are blessed with hats.
I still can't get over her telling the world she 'had to resort to prostitution' to make ends meet. How the hell does her well-heeled, ever-present family deal with that, true or not? That, for me, was a step too far, and would be any parents' nightmare. And as for her toddler being cold and hungry - wasn't the father involved all through his life? Yes, she just went too far. But how does she sit and have cosy roast dinners (albeit with tit roasties) with her family now with those points not having been addressed at any time? Did she not think that sooner or later people would start asking questions?
Was it a case of Monroe (shortly after being 'discovered') saying to her parents/toddler's dad at one time: Listen, I have a chance of making a name for myself here, and making big money, so whatever I say just you all go along with it, ok?
And shame on them all if they agreed to it. And even more shame on them if her story's true.
Was it a case of Monroe (shortly after being 'discovered') saying to her parents/toddler's dad at one time: Listen, I have a chance of making a name for myself here, and making big money, so whatever I say just you all go along with it, ok?
And shame on them all if they agreed to it. And even more shame on them if her story's true.
The evolution of rank solids to pure slop would be an excellent timeline.
Worst first message on tinder:
"Well young binkbonk, that's a fine pussy you have there"
Best exchange on tinder:
20 minutes of turning cheesy pick up lines into haikus
My Old Harold was 2nd best but I won't recount it
"Well young binkbonk, that's a fine pussy you have there"
Best exchange on tinder:
20 minutes of turning cheesy pick up lines into haikus
My Old Harold was 2nd best but I won't recount it
Ta muchly!
But how come no-one ever calls her out on her changing what her 12 step program is apparently FOR, from one day to the next? It's crazy!
BIB: I had a meeting about becoming an emergency foster carer today (in Ireland, but prev was a carer in U.K. till 2 yrs ago)
and was told that all immediate family members that access my home would have to undergo Garda vetting (DBS/ CRB check) Absolutely, fair enough. If her parents were foster carers/ recent adoptive parents and her sex worker career became public knowledge wouldn’t their social worker have become involved? I just feel like her throwing round lie landmines on Twitter have an exponential effect on her close circle but as long as she’s getting that sweet dolla she really couldn’t give a shite. Supercilious cowI gave myself the cutest profiler yday and now with hat I look like an insta-mummy’s attempt at ‘Spring in a SnowGlobe’ lol 
Imagine if you could do a photo time lapse of the food getting sloppier...! Mind you, she’s quite capable of making soft things rather solid - fried tinned fish, defrosted cod cooked for 1hr, the choc and tinned pear cake brick etc
Great points, Shuga.BIB: I literally had a meeting about becoming an emergency foster carer today (in Ireland, but prev was a cater in U.K. till 2 yrs ago)
I gave myself the cutest profiler yday and now with hat I look like an insta-mummy’s attempt at ‘Spring in a SnowGlobe’ lol
Happy Oktoberfest frauen und männer x
Time flies when you're on Jack threads (still thought I was a sweet summer child. yet here we are in October)
Anyway, back on topic - still lots of deluded supporters out there (apologies for the bad squigging, I have hiccups)
Time flies when you're on Jack threads (still thought I was a sweet summer child. yet here we are in October)
Anyway, back on topic - still lots of deluded supporters out there (apologies for the bad squigging, I have hiccups)
Oh my days, I can’t cope with the slop scales and timeline ‘I’d rate this as a slop 63 which puts it around cement soup proceedings’.
If I have to start trying tofactor in soft things going solid as well, I’m doomed. Send doomeos.
My hat matches my fingers!
I've pondered that before, if her family just shrug off these things she comes out with, as Jack has to 'keep up an image'. Perhaps they knew beforehand that they might read some exaggerated things in the press, but it's just Jack playing the media game. I'd be surprised if they'd be content with friends and neighbours reading these things though and believing them. But who knows, folk are odd sometimes
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First post here, so sorry if am jumping in at random or not tattling properly but must tell someone this...
Proudest achievement ofmy adult life, this year, this week, was working out what t.d. stood for and then, in manner of Wagatha Christie, identifying the Trifle Defender.
ThankSpaceYou...
would send cattos if gave a duck...
Proudest achievement of
ThankSpaceYou...
would send cattos if gave a duck...
ETA to say am a short term binger and not a long time lurker, that is to come...
A genuinely good thing about this thread is to give greater exposure to TD. She's posted some excellent recipes - and I will make them at some point!
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