Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba

[Shawads]

Hmm I recon the lockdown exposed exactly how LITTLE work Jack actually did - and that’s the real reason. It must have been quite a moment when her partner saw what Jacks 100 hour working week actually looked like.

She had to keep going in the bathroom to send messages to herself on twitter from the sock account on her burner phone: with late night benefit enquiries and sos dms about random larder ingredients, and the odd death threats to balance it out a bit.
Bless.

 

[Hollaaa]

Cannot stand TJ. Something to do with a programme I watched on him many years ago (it had almost the same effect as the Jimmy Saville programme, when you could tell he was a wrong'un - not that I'm tarring TJ with the same brush, of course!). Ugh, he makes me shudder and not in a sexual way!

The gifs do make me laugh, but that's only because I can't hear him singing. But just for you Hotes, I'm bleeping off and I'll let myself out.

(Also I'm 66 so can't be accused of not liking TJ because I'm too young to understand. Give me rock and metal instead of old croony <crooney? as in singing, crooning, not croney...then again...> fogies like TJ any day.)

PS on topic, Jack Monroe is still a grifter
PPS Jack, Monroe rhymes with Potato. Did you plan something from the start?


Omg funniest thing EVER! ~LITERAL~ ART! hehehe

Spoiler: OT TJ

He is a massive wrong 'un and some of the most astonishing real time I have ever seen on a forum was the locating of a photo online that corroborated an alleged incident. Piss-taking with a gif is my penance for paying cash money to see him in a couple of grotty American casinos in the late 90s. He has a cracking voice and some great stories and they were all at it in the 60s/70s/80s/90s but still, no more money into his pockets from me.

Back on topic, is it still all quiet on the hellsite front?

 

[MancBee]

The more I think about her BBC radio Scotland appearance (is it an appearance if it's phone in radio?) and I can't get over her bare faced brazen cheek after all the Twitter and media attention of the past week.

Especially when she had nothing of any substance to add to the conversation. Especially being late. Especially being unprepared. Especially sounding (how can I say) completely wasted.

If it were me, I would be too ashamed to speak to my family, never mind in public. Jack is just shameless.

 

[shugabug23]

Forgive me, but I’d always assumed Tinder chat would be… racier. Now that I know it can be about groceries, I’ve got a much more wholesome image in my tiny mind. Now duck off x

Commissioner I’m loathed to tell you that dear heart @Lucky Escape is a tender Frau / Herre and inhabits our penchant for logical thinking and sane reasoning.. they’re unfortunately not representative of 99.99999% of tinder users! I’ve LEFT tinder due to faaaaar too many Russ in Cheshire types 🫣

ETA Assumed gender have corrected pro noun

 

[Tin Can Crook]

It was laryngitis, actually.

 

[Sglodion]

I'm still on the last thread so sorry if this has been answered already, but is the j1g speculation just circumstantial based on how she comes across or is there any real evidence for it? Not to say I doubt you guys - coke is the one drug that has never appealed, probably because I'm enough of an arrogant wanker as it is, so I defer to the opinions of more experienced Frauen on this matter - but people seem pretty sure, so I'm just wondering if there was something from before I joined the canal that I missed.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Anyway, Vlad knows I have an interest in celeb gossip and served me this wonderful ad. Reminded me of those net worth sites.

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Reminds me of those Jack YouTube videos that kept appearing last night.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I'm still on the last thread so sorry if this has been answered already, but is the j1g speculation just circumstantial based on how she comes across or is there any real evidence for it? Not to say I doubt you guys - coke is the one drug that has never appealed, probably because I'm enough of an arrogant wanker as it is, so I defer to the opinions of more experienced Frauen on this matter - but people seem pretty sure, so I'm just wondering if there was something from before I joined the canal that I missed.

In her recent Ediburgh talk she apparently said that the police found her weighing small quantities of MSG (white powder) when they came round on that recent malicious welfare check.

 

[FrankReagan]

Commissioner I’m loathed to tell you that dear heart @Lucky Escape is a tender Frau / Herre and inhabits our penchant for logical thinking and sane reasoning.. they’re unfortunately not representative of 99.99999% of tinder users! I’ve LEFT tinder due to faaaaar too many Russ in Cheshire types 🫣

ETA Assumed gender have corrected pro noun

Spoiler: Merail - online dating

Ha! Unfortunately, IKWYM. I did online dating for just over 2 months a few years back and it was…. bonkers. I did actually meet someone in the last week of my subscription and we had a serious 2 year relationship (until I kicked him out) but I’d never do it again. No no no. Hell no.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Reminds me of those Jack YouTube videos that kept appearing last night.

I seem to remember in the distant depth of my memory attic..
Theres a small box with memories of some Jacks own YouTube Channel. It has singing and talking and doing some kind of TV Prep work, or some other waste of YouTube server space. I'm not going to look.. I'd rather sleep tonight.

 

[BlendedSlop]

It was SEVERE laryngitis, actually.
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Fixed that for you, dear heart. Now duck off x

ETA: WE HAVE HATS

 

[FrankReagan]

WE’VE GOT HATS!!!!!!!!

Oh my gosh! Mods, thank you!!!!

 

[LadyGarden]

FINALLY We HAVE HATS (for a reason I need to research after this post)

Please has a clever Frau the time to compose a pic of Jack's Mr Whippy face and hair atop a cornet? Thank (space) you

Many clever fraus came before so this is my sad effort.

The reason I thought of Mr Whippy whilst witnessing that sad tonsorial affair

 

[Nottonightbabe]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Gutten Oktoberfest Frauen! Hut!

 

[jf99]

Yes, it was Tom Doorley

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Screenshot courtesy of @Shimmering

He must have made one of her recipes.

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

An Oktoberfest hat! Thank you!
Prost !!

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

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They seem to have learned about ‘wordage’ from Jack herself though. She’s “known” for campaigning on pov stuff (so just “known” for that, not necessarily actually doing anything to effect change) and “has worked particularly closely with issues involving the cost of living crisis” (so not directly ON them or doing anything ABOUT them, just “closely with issues involving” it)

Note that it carefully doesn’t say anything tangible she’s actually done

Almost as if you had to write your own Pink Awards blurb, or she did at least. Makes you think.

Also this from an entity nominating her for an award. Nominating her for an award when they can’t say or point to one single tangible thing she’s done.

SHE DOES LITERALLY NOTHING FOR LGBTQ+ RIGHTS.

And she owes us granola, mole, pancakes, breakfast pasta etc etc.

 

[KimByYa]

WE’VE GOT HATS!!!!!!!!

Oh my gosh! Mods, thank you!!!!

Even my little K is looking festive and celebratory! Thank(space)you, Mods

 

[Snotbuster]

I’ve just had a browse on her IG and was surprised to see that in the past, some of her food has actually been solid. At what point did she switch to pure slop?

ETA obviously it still looked rank… but it was solid!

When she broke up with her chef partner.