Confesses her food looks horrific.
Jack Monroe #407 I lost hours yesterday learning about a Jack Monroe
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She's so pleased with herself about all this shite. This has ruined the mood improvement the Scottish accents delivered.
The most delicious & surprising thing? Apparently she just chucks stuff in a pan. Who knew?
So eventually the answer is stewed steak, mandarins, tomatoes & black beans. She says it looked horrific but turned out delicious
So eventually the answer is stewed steak, mandarins, tomatoes & black beans. She says it looked horrific but turned out delicious
God she makes me wanna heave
It's not a pregnancy test you are leaving for 5 mins
She reckons she left a pan of slop, came back and it was thick, glossy and delicious..
It's not a pregnancy test you are leaving for 5 mins
She reckons she left a pan of slop, came back and it was thick, glossy and delicious..
Just jumping from one group to another and I’m ENRAGED to hear her on my car radio. This is my aneurysm! Who the actual duck DOESN’T look in their cupboards before going for their messages?
So slurry! She sounds dreadful.
I feel sick listening to her describing her food as delicious 
she honestly has no idea how many books she’s written
she honestly has no idea how many books she’s written
Definitely time to get past how food looks Jack... Is the interviewer a frau?
Good styling is nonsense. You can throw all that wallpaper & those bloody spoons out then.
Cover your tit food with black pepper & parsley apparently.
Cover your tit food with black pepper & parsley apparently.
No Jack, you can not make anything look decent with a bit of greenery.
Hide it all with ketchup
Did she really say that? Dafuq? Just heat it through and put it in a leftover roll like a normal person.Add stock to burgers & blitz it into a soup?
Other guest bullshitting now that she finds Jack's work impressive.
see what you have in the cupboard before shopping and making meals from what you already have..
Did she prepare for this interview at all?
Did she prepare for this interview at all?
No waste with meal subscriptions?? What about all the plastic packaging
Thank duck
There's a MUCH more engaging and realistic person on now (Edit: oh well, she statrted off not bad but...well...forget it)
ETA: don't think JM is taking phone calls or answering texts...sure that was promised earlier ?
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Next woman pushing subscription meal boxes. Poor poor Scotlanders actually wanting tips. .
People in Scotland clearly don't know this. They have to go outside the country for someone to tell them
do they not realise with meal subscription services have all the recipes available online, why hasn't jack talked about how you could group them together yourself to batch cook them? they're at least £35 a week, why are they so disconnected and saying that's NOT THAT EXPENSIVE?
also poor people do not give a duck about inspiration when they're cooking, they care about eating hearty fulfilling food
this is insufferable
also poor people do not give a duck about inspiration when they're cooking, they care about eating hearty fulfilling food
this is insufferable
Thank you to dear ninnies who kept listening. I had some 
work to do + got bored. Urgent work now done, might have egg on toast as I didn’t have any breakfast cos I went out early to do saintly deeds (took a friend to the Doctors, took 15 mins all in, result).
work to do + got bored. Urgent work now done, might have egg on toast as I didn’t have any breakfast cos I went out early to do saintly deeds (took a friend to the Doctors, took 15 mins all in, result). - Status