Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

[ishant]

She needed a bigger nose…do you ~LITERALLY ~ want her to stop breathing?

I can imagine breathing through her nose might be a bit like a draught tbf

 

[sloppyjax]

Can one of the OG fraus tell me what the everloving fuck this is supposed to be?! And why it’s covered in ‘Béchamel’ and glittery bat guano and served on a filthy table?
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FACT

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Horse-jizz immortalised…mmmmm

 

[LavaFlake]

She can go to bleeding Asda and buy one for less.

Those are 500ml Dear Heart x

 

[mchops]

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I'm sorry, I've got a arty topless shot ,but can't seem to spoiler it , so I'm sparing the forum. It's a nice picture tbf

 

[FlirtyThirty]

OMG yes! Was served grey slop by a Cafe Rouge (We always call them Cafe Rude- due to the waiters being gits) once under the title 'mushroom soup'. It was vile and the tea cups and pot were chipped and extremely grimy too.
Has Jack ever worked at a Cafe Rude, do we know?

Maybe they use Jacks recipe which consists of mushrooms boiled in water.

Surprisingly I don’t think this has been mentioned but look at this James Martin like from Sunday. He knew exactly what he was doing the rascal

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Is he pals with Sir Forearms per chance?

 

[AnnRKey]

Was just watching her at the Edinburgh book festival a few years back & I can’t believe she said some guy found out the food she’d cooked was all made from tins so he chased her out & she needed security. Of course, before he found out he’d declared it ‘the best meal he’d ever eaten but I suppose some people just don’t like to be wrong’ (at 9 mins in).
Jesus Christ Jack, at least go for lies that might actually pass. This is the equivalent of a 5 year old-and not in a cute way but in a horrifically embarrassing way. I cannot understand how she can not see it. Normal people recognise such ridiculous lies a mile off Jack, seriously.

Has someone dubbed this with Janet Street Porter? She has a serious nasal issue, innit

 

[Helatruralhome]

Don’t forget the water rower

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the sentient mirror
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The hammock
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another sideboard
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and surprise surprise we have played this game before

Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

I am the coldest person ever ever ever and wear huge jumpers when everyone else is too warm. I put the heating in the office on 32 degrees when I got in this morning and despite complaints it’s like LA right now, I’m just about warm! I’m wearing a hoody and jeans, and a coat. No hat, no mittens...

tattle.life

I really hope there's some sort of cleaning for that rower as I am picturing stagnant water

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

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I've never banged Hitler? :/

 

[Valiofthedolls]

What happened with the birth mark?!

Jack Monroe #400 The utter narcissism of this obscure cook

They don’t even print it, it really actually is DIVA.pdf 😳😭 I wonder if jack knew that when they contacted them... Skipping about the shitty bungalow all a Twitter about a magazine photo shoot... wanting to see it in the local Smith's.. probably someone working there she wanted to watch at...

tattle.life

That sorry tale is here.

 

[Ablemabel]

Disregarding the rest of your comment (sorry) to say WTF about that dish of whatever-the-actual-fuck it is! I've seen the pic before but didn't really take any notice of the food (think we were discussing the egg chairs at the time). THIS WOMAN CANNOT COOK! If it's porridge, it's burnt. Baked overnight oats? Burnt. Grey tapioca breakfast? Burnt. Remnants of the cat's/budgie's litter tray? Burnt.
Seriously, can she cook ANYTHING that looks pleasing to the eye? Like, EVER?
Sorry for shouting but Jack Monroe arse is a fecking big fraud!

I have full body shuddered twice in the few mins since I clapped eyes on that 'breakfast'

 

[noweverythingsucks]

Am I too cynical, or does anyone else find it interesting that the account she decided to blow up at and then leave Twitter over is someone who has recently celebrated far right politicians on his own timeline? Seems a bit convenient that it fits her narrative and amongst all the other criticisms she's had recently from the left. That and the weaponising of her Mum's disability just weeks after sending her FMs after Karl.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

After someone pointed out that they’d now directed 250k people to Molly’s piece of work. Although looking at their ratios and levels of engagement on Twitter that figure is debatable.

Did they link to the Molly article?!

 

[HotesTilaire]

This is the food writer that has tweeted lots previously about Jack being a scammer… unusual that Nigella is interacting or not? Has nigella seen the light?

Dear heart you need to squiggle the @names otherwise it’s of no benefit

 

[Walkdengirl]

Apologies for the length I'll start spoilering it

£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,000 dining chairs (similar)
Total: £16,698

Spoiler: TBC

Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow

Not sticking up for her, but I'm sure those baskets were from Wilko's and weren't they expensive, I'm happy to be corrected though

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Jackonomics
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#igetpaidforthisshite

She probably uses DAZ for the washing up. It is an old trick but like everything not needed of you already have the thing to do the job.

 

[SmolWarrior]

While it’s quiet: is the canal sure that the Shitty Bungalow was rented unfurnished? Yes she has lots of tat but do we know if she bought the expensive sideboards etc, and that they don’t belong to the Evil Landlady?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She said she had some ADMIN if we wouldn't mind leaving her alone for 5 minutes together

But i am not even sure who she is talking about anymore, i have hard claims of tory bullies but i have also heard it was Ukip. Last night i looked they are not the same. So i dont know who she is talking about anymore.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Spoiler: Off Topic

I fucking love that film, sorry mods, I needed to say this FACT.

 

[Captainmouse]

The sequel to Swamp Slop.

smol ickle bowl

 

[Snotbuster]

Sprinkles, dear tenderstem. Also known as spite sprinkles in the Jackverse.
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Is that a Jack-ism term of art or a common term amongst the UK types?
Edited to add: Love the barfing sloth.