Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

[MooBelle]

You must watch Jeremy Kyle then darling

Thread Title.

 

[TillyMiffin]

I knew she looked familiar

@Dogmuck i am tittering like a Dickhead

 

[Pavlova]

2 (?) £65 test tube vases (probably during an Easter-ish thread)

Kitchen Furniture & Accessories | Cuckooland

At Cuckooland we have an eclectic selection of unique and unusual Kitchenware & Accessories. Browse our full range here.

www.cuckooland.com

That's them...

 

[LadyGarden]

I'm sorry but how the fuck did Right Said Fred get involved with the Jack Monroe saga?!

No idea what the deleted tweet said but this is getting truly surreal.

(I searched Jack Monroe on Twitter and this thread came up)

EDITED TO REFLECT IT WASN'T ABOUT JACK

She was mentioned in the tweet but not the subject of it.

APOLOGIES

Stand down

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Evidence:
Actually, are we sure she didn't choose the 'boostrap' title JUST so she could showcase this pic?! Or did this come after?

DMs on tax return as work related equipment ✅️

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Why does she love transcribing things?

This is VERY....Jack, what can I do with 2 tomatoes and a tin of Pek? In amongst the surrounding chaosi

 

[Walkdengirl]

She was pissed at Gordon's because the cake was hidden in the cream. Apparently, proper trifle has cake in the jelly, ONLY. Blerp. Is jell-o necessary for trifle? Not gonna lie, I was raised in America and we thought trifle had cake, custard, fruit, fruit compote/coulis but I didn't learn about the jelly until GBBO started airing here a few years ago.

Edited to add: And booze. Lots of alcohol--rum with raspberries, Cointreau with chocolate and orange, kirsch with cherries, with peaches, with lots of stuff.

I don't put jelly in mine.

I thought Americans were obsessed with putting jelly in all sorts of things including jello salad?

 

[Hold my beans]

Dyson fans.
Multiple phones.

Did she actually sell the 3 engagement rings?

 

[overdueanadventure]

I took the screenshot on 19th December 2020. It's from Instagram but Jack has since deleted the post (I assume) along with hundreds of other posts.

Original tattle post here:

Jack Monroe #120 Jack and trace

Oh, so she just went to her two local shops to review the best prices then. Of course. Very thorough. not thorough - f o r e n s i c

tattle.life

Oh that says it's from her book A year in 120 Recipes? Does anyone have a copy?

 

[Julia Edwards]

I can understand buying lots of pretty doorknobs if you’ve got somewhere to put them but why buy armfuls of them and keep them in a drawer???

#drawerknobs

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

This one?

View attachment 1611730

There’s another thing she stores wallpaper/wrapping paper in which I think is in a funny little room downstairs off the hall?
it looks something like this I think.

 

[MrsFawlty]

is this really a velvet painting of a topless lady looking sadly at … fruit

View attachment 1611824

With a passing resemblance to Leggy?

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Worth every penny for the Sticky Brown Poo.

She does have a bit of a poo fixation doesn't she? Sticky Brown Poo, Prune Poo ...

 

[Just Lou]

Hundreds and thousands? What are those?

Sugar sprinkles.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Did she actually sell the 3 engagement rings?

She said a friend pawned them for her

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Catching up (shan't say grunking) and I have no idea what brene brown means but it sounds middle class

I'm pleased to present an archive of Jack slagging off trifles https://archive.ph/cRlbA
I'm not partial to trifle myself but they all look completely normal and are professionally photographed so I don't get what Jack's problem is

Marry me. (I did the same thing the other day, albeit from a different tweet: https://archive.ph/YKLmp)

 

[ChastityDingle]

Notice that he’s not specifying what people might “think they’d be useful” for, or in any way stating said usefulness is cooking-related.

View attachment 1611396

I had the very same thought.
There's lots of ways that could be read - propping up a wonky leg on a bed/ table perhaps? Starting a fire? The possibilities are endless.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Vlad’s getting inspired except the fingernails are looking far too clean…

 

[AyiaKnacker]

I remember years ago she came out as 'mx', non binary and then won an award for something like 'inspirational woman' or some other guff. She was boasting about it on twitter so i commented ' ah so youre a woman when it suits you then?'

Is that pronounced ‘Mix’ or ‘Mucks’? One is clearly more appropriate here.

That’s a bold statement @sloppyjax

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Aaagh, is there a Baskerville Hound lurking in the darkness behind the fruit? That's DEEP. Or something