Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

[MemoryLane]

On this occasion, it looks as if she's had filler shoved up her nose.

She’s had plenty up that nose!

 

[whereforartthoupumble]

I thought she was meant to be decluttering?

 

[Hellzapoppin_H]

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What a weird caption. I've never had to clarify that my pets are my own.

I read it the complete opposite as in if Content had added the caption "yes, that's MY Jack, the very best hooman, my kween" but yes definitely weird! Normal day then

 

[Reagent]

“Gills full of spores”
Well that’s me never eating mushrooms again

I once ate soup this colour in a cafe. I don't know how to

Spoiler

but let's just say my digestion system didn't process tge soup

 

[SquiggleWiggle]

so sorry for asking but what potatos caused the chaos? i can’t find any pics

 

[Prissypaws]

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Isn’t that a toilet bowl about to overflow? I genuinely thought that’s what the photo is of

 

[overdueanadventure]

PS this from thread 192 is when she did up her bedroom and announced it with great aplomb. Here’s the £400+ cage bird light that she shoved leaves in that’s pictured upthread. It actually looks like a more ornate version even before all the plastic crap all over it. Scroll down in this link and there are more pics.

Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade

Handles slightly different, but those two storage benches look VERY much like these minus their cushions.

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ETA not a cracked spine in the lot here. Also HOWLING at the bottom two titles (RIP). I forgot about this comedy gold.
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Spoiler: ETA

She said she couldn’t remember where it was from, but a frau triangulated the apothecary cabinet. FYI also, she was right out of rehab at the time and talking about how her “lifetime of trauma” was helping her rearrange her bedroom. So that expensive rehab and attendant therapy really worked and helped her reflect on her choices and bullshit, didn’t it?! View attachment 1612276

Those untouched books make me sad.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

might be an idea for Jack, would mean her patron finally had a point as well.

What with Jack's continued twitter silence, and the mentions of her insta account, I went for a good old scroll

Spoiler: and wow

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Spoiler: I wish

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Spoiler: I hadn't

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That’s awful! It’s like a parody account

 

[Captainmouse]

Well i am going to be kind and say i hope she is using this time to work on her cooking or perhaps use it to rest and catch up on jerermy kyle reruns.

I hope she washing and cleaning, starting with her mucky paws

 

[DoomaThurman]

At least three (Idk enough about MM to say/give a shit) of these people are massive tories. Deluded idiots, the lot of these people.

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Why can't it be all of the above?

 

[noweverythingsucks]

The knob drawer! FFS
Anyone else would open that and feel embarrassed at the needless acquisition and hoarding.
Jack photographs it for the Internet.
How does she not get this?

Once she had invented that hilarious interaction regarding it, how could she not share?

 

[PurpleAnt]

Re cumin: Someone I know once described it as "scrotal" and it's something I think of every time I use it.

I always think of old man's trousers and yet it tastes good. Weird eh.

 

[houseofhoop]

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How can you have a 'chortle' about calling your household of Compton-Monroes 'The Commons' and not realise you're bourgeois.



WTF, thanks Flirty, I was wrong but I think I could be forgiven! Playing £300 for the posh version of school classroom chairs... more money than sense

It all looks so twee until you see the ‘food’

 

[Justacatindisguise]

The parody account probably could post photos of her actual food and no-one would believe it.

The twitter one is so good there was some poor bloke seriously arguing with it yesterday but unlike Jack he could have a laugh at himself when it was pointed out.

 

[House of Carbonara]

My dear Frauen, I am currently reading Madhouse at the End of the Earth, about an expedition to the Antarctic in 1897 that ended in hubris and disaster, and could not help sharing this description of the onboard catering with you. #1897truther

JM's long lost great-great uncle?

 

[skronkywildcat]

The ooni was gifted, that boiled my piss as I actually had to do loads of overtime to buy mine, I contacted them and they were quite happy for her to have one

OK sorry I forgot that was gifted. She definitely bought the big Smeg fridge though, right? (After attempting and failing to get a freebie)

 

[SpudYouHate]

Nearby where I grew up was a car showroom who according to local legend had their floor laid by West.
We all thought it was bollocks but after watching a couple of documentaries it transpired West did actually live nearby at the time and it was very likely true.

That reminds me. Does Jack wear contact lenses? Because she seemed to have a 'specs' phase, and then just didn't any more?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Redcliffe Salaman sounds like my kind of person.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I love how we included the Squid Game mask. A sharper frau/herr could Photoshop Jack's face over the creepy doll

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

we saw how much product hellmans and del Monte bunged her, I find it har to believe Superdrug gave her zero

Maybe she did it for free shampoo