Veronicaaa
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Fun fact, use to have Fairy liquid baths as a kid if my folks couldn't afford bubble bath that week.
Fun fact, use to have Fairy liquid baths as a kid if my folks couldn't afford bubble bath that week.
Did anyone ever evaluate the Emin?Apologies for the length I'll start spoilering it
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,000 dining chairs (similar)
Total: £16,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
Was she just shuttling round Big Dave's rental properties? ie he had a gap where one was unoccupied so she took it on until a paying tenant turned up, then rinse and repeat?And lest we forget, she sold all her possessions ten years ago, so she’s accumulated all this since then. Plus she’s had two burglaries in that time so has less stuff than she would do were it not for feckless criminals making off with some of it (though they did bring some back-see grandpapa’s Le creuset)
Tangentially on topic but I read this in a 2016 HuffPost article (SB was 6) the other day. I know she claims she’s had 20something house moves, but claiming 18 of them were between SB’s birth and him being 6 years old?!
If she stays the night somewhere then goes home again, does she could that as “moving house” twice?
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Not even getting into the fact that’s not the only nasty self-serving utter fucking lie in these three sentences. And that any “upset and turmoil” he’d had was SOLELY as a result of her actions.
Source: (full of contradictions of stuff she says elsewhere too- including in the 2015 Times piece and the 2019 Guardian piece thanking his Dad)
Jack Monroe On Coming Out As A Non-Binary Transgender To Their 6-Year-Old Son
'He’s been watching me gradually change his whole life.'www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
Didn't she do the ##homeonabootstrap or similar at one point?Is she aiming to move away from cheap food and into cheap lifestyle? Decorating on a budget or something?
You need to squiggle, dear heart
But having bulbs in the sockets costs money Jack can ill-afford! Why else would she have removed them?I didn't mean putting solar lamps in the lightshades, tho! Just leaving bulbs out. Better to leave a dead bulb than an empty high voltage socket.
Oh yes of course! That’s it. I remember it had holey shaped bits in itI vaguely remember the wallpaper storage thing looking something like this…
Chester Dove Grey Wine Console - The Cotswold Company
Beautiful Chester Dove Grey Wine Console.www.cotswoldco.com
Ah yes, I remember now thanks.She said a friend pawned them for her
Don’t forget the squatty pottyApologies for the length I'll start spoilering it
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,000 dining chairs (similar)
Total: £16,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
If only....MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Was she running a caff or something?O, how I fondly remember when she posted about how she circulates her 'presented' and accessible crockery and vast collection of food staging items, on a seasonal basis (so she had four times the amount of shit she had on display, squirrelled away).
Never gave us updated, next season, circulation on her pointless showcasing of utter shite she has in her Cotswolds since, did she?
Glad this came back up again - saves me quoting myself (quoting Lenny) like a ninnyThread title suggestion??
They are incredibly alike. I'm amazed Vonny didn't pull the 'addiction' act.Vonnys threads are why I joined tattle! A wild ride… She seemed very similar to Jack actually!
I could not figure out who this was at first - found it now - Gazza Spam.... !I can't cope with how uneven that trifle layering is - does Big Dave live in a house on the hill?
I am loving the Withnail memes on here, making me crave a Camberwell
Not sure if this has been posted (these threads are a wild ride) but this is from the bio of the chap who did the thread about the flying monkey tweets.
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Hundreds and thousands? What are those?My mum made THE best trifle. Sadly she died before her time and I have no idea what her recipe was. I want to say it had swiss rolls, custard, jelly, raspberries and cream. Definitely no tinned fruit and no hundreds and thousands.
You must watch Jeremy Kyle then darling
And she doesn't seem to have used it that often. Probably prefers Asda Smartprice.The ooni was gifted, that boiled my piss as I actually had to do loads of overtime to buy mine, I contacted them and they were quite happy for her to have one