Tell me your child doesn‘t matter without telling me your child doesn’t matter
Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey
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Looks like she's comparing her strangely-shaped boobs to the examples on the table.
What will happen to Big Green Books as the persuade middle class chattering classes to buy a Jack book to donate a stranger stops working. Yet again no takers - is there a secondary scam where BGB are trying to dispose of copie. or pay folks to accept one?
something something wish I had such a fine pear
Aaagh, is there a Baskerville Hound lurking in the darkness behind the fruit? That's DEEP. Or something
She's such a tosser
Another ex SCUBU mum here, sending all the vibes. It was years and years ago, and I can’t tell you what my premature kid* is up to this very day because
but it’ll be okay 
*Whose hospital pics are more like a rumpled crisp packet with tubes than JM’s, and I wonder, tbf, how far along her stay she was when that pic was taken.
Apologies for the length I'll start spoilering it
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,000 dining chairs (similar)
Total: £16,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were
by clever fraus)?Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
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Here are the two dressers on the right in this pic. Can’t make out what the other one is, but know other fraus have that one too
So those two, a third that I THINK is the same as the second one another £1,149, an £849 dining table and a £399 bench. In one room.
There’s also the traumatised sideboard somewhere that she posed on in her knickie-nacks that gave a dearest beloved frau a truly glorious username
ETA think I’m just going to list the things on the Cotswold Co website she doesn’t have as will be more expedient.
that one too
So those two, a third that I THINK is the same as the second one another £1,149, an £849 dining table and a £399 bench. In one room.
There’s also the traumatised sideboard somewhere that she posed on in her knickie-nacks that gave a dearest beloved frau a truly glorious username
ETA think I’m just going to list the things on the Cotswold Co website she doesn’t have as will be more expedient.
I used to work with a guy who lived across the road from him.... before all the nasty stuff though...
Why does she love transcribing things?
Nah, she was looking for anyone to attack, he took the piss, stood up to the attacks and it got traction. Laughing at Jack is not allowed and as he was immune to her usual weaponry she had a narc rage hissy fit.
if he’s a RW twit as well, at least he’s a useful RW twit.
Although, hopefully he's like mine who just use their own speaker/earphones plus phone wherever they go and probably have never touched a radio in their lives
Part of her autism cosplay
Did he buy a bulk load of these or something.
In my 20s we bought far too much stuff. Having children and a brief period of not being poor, but watching the pennies, made me reassess and I spend NOTHING now, unless it’s for child.
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suitsApologies for the length I'll start spoilering it
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
Total: £15,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
Coming in from the past to ask why she has a huge deep pile rug on her kitchen floor. It must be disgusting
With a passing resemblance to Leggy?
That or one of the drawers she found in a haunted thrift shop and carted home accidentally opened the door into the ethereal plane of spoons. Sadly this portal into an eldritch dimension unfathomable by human brains sent her over the edge. Her writings are collected in a tome known as the NecroVomicon containing insane ramblings about burning human hair and dryer lint for uncanny rituals.
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