It's that very short philtrum/ collapsed septum look that always gets me- because although most is presumably genetic and not anyone's fault, I've mostly seen that look in the likes of Daniella Westbrook (spotted locally) and others with certain habits that also cause husky, nasal voices.Identikit noses.
”potatoes liar twitter” for a thread title nomination.
This makes me uncomfortable with how much she looks like Dennis Nilsen in some photos.Fucking hell that is grim.
If that came out of my drains I would move house, and that is a meal
So much tuttOh, do you remember that one time she did the seasonal crockery rotation she swore she did every season and it was never mentioned again?
I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.Let's keep a running total (I'm BORED):
£428 on fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 on Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 on antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£400 on Cotswold Company sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 on Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 on 2 other Cotswold Company sideboards? (does she have 3 in total?)
Total: £2,589
How much would 77 lipsticks be?
I don't think it's necessarily fair to pick on Jack for every item she owns but anything spenny is fair game imo
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
Maybe she's allergic to Content? She's definitely been more nasally since she got her. Can't think of any other legal reasons.... Allergic to content Allergic to the truth She just can't catch a breaktattle.lifeJack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
The shag tweets are somehow worse a week later… 🤢tattle.life
Potatreon
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I'm a vintage seller and historically a bit of a hoarder/ collector, but even my habit cannot match Jack's. And it's not even her job!
The willow pattern DMs I've wanted for YEARS. Think they're the pair she stores spooooons in.I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
£25 wooden calculator (unused)I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
That is ridiculous.
Speaking as someone who has seen the rental advert on Rightmove, yes all of the crap is hers. The house was rented unfurnished.While it’s quiet: is the canal sure that the Shitty Bungalow was rented unfurnished? Yes she has lots of tat but do we know if she bought the expensive sideboards etc, and that they don’t belong to the Evil Landlady?
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
Strawberry Thief curtainsI can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
Has someone dubbed this with Janet Street Porter? She has a serious nasal issue, innitWas just watching her at the Edinburgh book festival a few years back & I can’t believe she said some guy found out the food she’d cooked was all made from tins so he chased her out & she needed security. Of course, before he found out he’d declared it ‘the best meal he’d ever eaten but I suppose some people just don’t like to be wrong’ (at 9 mins in).
Jesus Christ Jack, at least go for lies that might actually pass. This is the equivalent of a 5 year old-and not in a cute way but in a horrifically embarrassing way. I cannot understand how she can not see it. Normal people recognise such ridiculous lies a mile off Jack, seriously.
I only wish I could get the interaction and follower count the dog has on my business acc! He gets offered collabs and free products and alsorts the little fluff monster.My son's dog has more followers on Instagram than I do.
I don't get WHY the eyepatch, though? It was purely aesthetic so why not just shades?That eyepatch shot gives such big Tintin vibes
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She... stores spoons in her boots?!The willow pattern DMs I've wanted for YEARS. Think they're the pair she stores spooooons in.
Well over 1000 views and only 10 likes?! Ouch.Has someone dubbed this with Janet Street Porter? She has a serious nasal issue, innit
She has Cotswold stuff dotted all over the place. Look at the huge dressers in this photo from frau @Marmalade Atkins.Let's keep a running total (I'm BORED):
£428 on fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 on Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 on antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£400 on Cotswold Company sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 on Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 on 2 other Cotswold Company sideboards? (does she have 3 in total?)
Total: £2,589
How much would 77 lipsticks be?
I don't think it's necessarily fair to pick on Jack for every item she owns but anything spenny is fair game imo
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
Maybe she's allergic to Content? She's definitely been more nasally since she got her. Can't think of any other legal reasons.... Allergic to content Allergic to the truth She just can't catch a breaktattle.lifeJack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
The shag tweets are somehow worse a week later… 🤢tattle.life
Potatreon
View attachment 1611511
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