Jack Monroe #400 The utter narcissism of this obscure cook

[Phillipa78]

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I thought this was going in an Iqbal direction for a minute!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

23k followers. Interesting that 1. this is a self-described TERF so trans activists and GCs are seeing through her 2. everyone reading this knew who it described.

tattle.life

From @Marmalade Atkins post of Jack’s deleted tweets in the last thread and seeing

Spoiler: This

I bring you

Spoiler: “This "

 

[DinosaurSenior]

She always does this. Remember last Christmas when she was being roasted on Twitter due to some shitstorm of her own making and she posted that weird video of herself walking alone by the seafront in the dark? She knew exactly what she was doing there and after staying quiet for a sufficient time to get people worrying about her, she popped back up like nothing had happened.

On a completely different note, has her interview with Gordon Brown surfaced yet? I didn't imagine that, did I?

Oh yeah I forgot about that. She's such a predictable nob. Had a row? Been a twit? Needing attention? Do the old Reggie Perrin*

*One for the younger ninnies

 

[Ms Biscuit]

Congratulations on thread 400! May I confess that I found a day without Jack on Twitter refreshing? I'm sure she's hoping to worry people with her absence, but all I feel is a sense of relief.

As far as recapping, don't forget that the intrepid Molly has updated her Medium post to include Jack's latest nonsense.

If Jack has any sense (spoiler: she hasn't), she will show up tomorrow with new recipes and an updated blog. It's supposedly her job, after all.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

She always does this. Remember last Christmas when she was being roasted on Twitter due to some shitstorm of her own making and she posted that weird video of herself walking alone by the seafront in the dark? She knew exactly what she was doing there and after staying quiet for a sufficient time to get people worrying about her, she popped back up like nothing had happened.

On a completely different note, has her interview with Gordon Brown surfaced yet? I didn't imagine that, did I?

You didn't but I'm pretty sure Jack did. I will eat a pumble if any evidence of that or her being invited to speak at the google thing surfaces.

 

[Incywincy]

Oooo thread 400!

I forgot to do my Duolingo before midnight so have come here to cheer myself up.

Mr IW was laughing out loud every few minutes this afternoon because he couldn't believe a previous thread was called "that's not my fanny"

He explained the pic and then said it was still on Twitter so off I went because I love to punish myself and found that vomit inducing video of her singing

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

Oh yeah I forgot about that. She's such a predictable nob. Had a row? Been a twit? Needing attention? Do the old Reggie Perrin*

*One for the younger ninnies

Because I have NEVER followed her(are you reading Jack- you never interested me enoug hto read your tweets or your books) I didnt know about the Jack Sub Genre of poetry and deep and meaningful photographs. I thought the 'I'm a little bit country' black and white moody vid was an aberration. No. It has amused me when there was nowt on telly but a funeral so I'll say thank you to Jack for that.

 

[FrankReagan]

Meanwhile, Vlad keeps grinding away. Vlad m8, she likes it BROKEN.

 

[Cookiecookie]

She always does this. Remember last Christmas when she was being roasted on Twitter due to some shitstorm of her own making and she posted that weird video of herself walking alone by the seafront in the dark? She knew exactly what she was doing there and after staying quiet for a sufficient time to get people worrying about her, she popped back up like nothing had happened.

On a completely different note, has her interview with Gordon Brown surfaced yet? I didn't imagine that, did I?

She went and stood next to pond and started going on about Virginia Woolf too once after some sort of drama. So predictable. Pathetic, boring, and nasty behaviour

 

[PickledRadish]

I’ve just watched the Lingreenie clip for the first time. Lying in bed shellshocked x

 

[jenny2603]

She went and stood next to pond and started going on about Virginia Woolf too once after some sort of drama. So predictable. Pathetic, boring, and nasty behaviour

There was a local councillor in Glasgow did something similar after a pile on, only it was a clip of them walking into a loch. It drew much scorn and hooting.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ou es mon chapeau? Send French language lesson-o’s

 

[MissMarple10]

I’m sure we all know irl people with similar behaviours to Jack, I agree with the other posters, when she tweets again it will be A) for sympathy B) deflection from the donations
I’ll put money on a mention of struggle with sobriety, 12 step program, mental well-being, being stalked, lost jobs and finger pointing at squigs

 

[Jelly Bean]

On a completely different note, has her interview with Gordon Brown surfaced yet? I didn't imagine that, did I?

So much to look forward to -
That Gordon interview
The Dublin journo interview
The big and exciting things Mr Google promised her that will help the poors.

(on a sad note I've got a sore throat. Laryngitis? Send foul homemade linctusios and small babies to breath over)

 

[jenny2603]

I’m sure we all know irl people with similar behaviours to Jack, I agree with the other posters, when she tweets again it will be A) for sympathy B) deflection from the donations
I’ll put money on a mention of struggle with sobriety, 12 step program, mental well-being, being stalked, lost jobs and finger pointing at squigs

We could be due another stint in rehab.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

We could be due another stint in rehab.

That's got to be her only hope of salvaging a career at this point.

 

[jenny2603]

That's got to be her only hope of salvaging a career at this point.

It's the only way I can see her getting away with it, though it'll only be a matter of time before we're all back here again.

 

[Snotbuster]

Am very sorry if this breaks the rules on new thread but two points of order here.

1. You dont have to sift. YES YOU DO!!! YES YOU bleeping WELL DO.
2. Prunes instead of dates. What the duck? What the actual duck.
Thats all I had to say.. Sorry.

Why do you have to sift? Biting into a chunk of baking soda (in an unleavened prune...thing) is refreshing, goddamit.

She went and stood next to pond and started going on about Virginia Woolf too once after some sort of drama. So predictable. Pathetic, boring, and nasty behaviour

So middle school drama club. Yeesh.

 

[DavidZero]

My all time least favourite. “Jump on any old leftish bandwagon for likes and retweets” account, has of course waded in on this

 

[SpudYouHate]

Jack's probably flat out like a lizard drinking organising the beige postcards and glossy recipe cards she promised her subscribers.
It's hard to balance your work obligations and shout the odds on twitter whilst shedding followers like a buttered snake sheds their skin.

But of course, now that people have waited years for their rewards, it's going to be all the more obvious that said rewards are shite, isn't it.