It’s long forgotten, like the bleeding foot. Never mentioned again after it had served its purpose.Had anyone asked her how her ouchy mouth is?
It’s long forgotten, like the bleeding foot. Never mentioned again after it had served its purpose.Had anyone asked her how her ouchy mouth is?
ah god I feel awful for laughing but that was such a long perm story I was giggling thinking ‘and so WHY did she get the perm..?’I had a spiral perm when I was 23. Reason being my pal was getting married and unfortunately I met my first serious bf through her. She was going out with his pal, I went to school with her and he went to school with my ex.
Anyhoo. He dumped me twice then wouldn’t leave me be. And then he suggested getting back together for a third time.
What he didn’t tell me was that he met someone else in the interim and she was at the wedding. But sadly only at night. So I had to endure 3 hours of patronising conversation with him.
Because as the universe would have it. My pal sat me next to my ex at the wedding.
She didn’t mean it and said sorry and it wasn’t her fault but that was toigh going.
And then we all went outside and we had a photo as a group that I didn’t want to be in.
When I look at that photo I looked great but I was so miserable. And I got the perm because I knew in my bones that wedding was going to be a horrible day
I kept it for about 20 years then I ripped it up. The photo.
I didn’t go near him or his pals or his new gf at the evening do. I actually boldly gave my nunber to one of a group of lads that he knew from holiday about 3 years earlier. Not out of spite. It’s just really hard to deal with an ex in your face all the time
(And of course when he and new gf split 3 years later he was at my door again)
Funny how hairstyles can bring back memories. tit ones
That perm took about 3 years to drop out of my hair as well.
When you split up with someone in a town my size it’s like the sparks song this town ain’t big enough for both of us.
The wedding was also a disaster and was always going to be. My pal got divorced and married to someone else in the space of 2 years.
It’s got this sulphurous egg vibe, basically it causes a reaction that displaces the colour molecules, allowing them to be washed out. It is bleeping jank thoughI can’t believe colourb4 worked & I’m in a thread with fancy enough women that have used it! Was it expensive? I don’t know why I always felt like it was so ~elusively unobtainable!
Lmaoooo I’m wheezing rather than hooting, what on earth is it made out of that makes it so potent?!
Sorry but I had ro muffle my laughter at traingle. I have a pavlovian reaction to it as a word now. Thanks, Jack!
Like Tiffany? The singer, not Mitchell.
I can *feel* the crispiness of that ‘do through the screen.
it’s still in the shops woman it’s like ten poundI can’t believe colourb4 worked & I’m in a thread with fancy enough women that have used it! Was it expensive? I don’t know why I always felt like it was so ~elusively unobtainable!
Lmaoooo I’m wheezing rather than hooting, what on earth is it made out of that makes it so potent?!
I can’t breathe for laughingOh it’s just a normal cut topped off with 7 artfully arranged pork bender fascinators
Bloody hell. . So she made herself look a bit stupid with the Miss Tutelage thing. And her response is not to apologise but to double down by doing a line-by-line humour-free “critique” of another book. She’s lost the plot and frankly is looking a bit deranged.
what are the odds on a preorder #afflink for her children's book going up this week... what would she even write it on? Lord help us if it's an anti bullying special.She hasn’t capitalised on her new flurry of followers very well, has she? The last they would have seen is the DM setting her straight. Then she does a bizarre thread at gone midnight and kicks off at people. Why didn’t she do a blog post? Get people over there and try and sell some books too?
hahaha next time I'm out the house (estimated 2021) I'll have a nose, shame I don't have any colour to get rid of else I could have my own triumphant JM Smeg moment.it’s still in the shops woman it’s like ten pound
Ten pounds! Fancy!it’s still in the shops woman it’s like ten pound
we Don’t think she’s realised the error of her ways yetBloody hell. . So she made herself look a bit stupid with the Miss Tutelage thing. And her response is not to apologise but to double down by doing a line-by-line humour-free “critique” of another book. She’s lost the plot and frankly is looking a bit deranged.
There once was a girl called Jackwhat are the odds on a preorder #afflink for her children's book going up this week... what would she even write it on? Lord help us if it's an anti bullying special.
To make me feel better about being around my horrible exah god I feel awful for laughing but that was such a long perm story I was giggling thinking ‘and so WHY did she get the perm..?’
Not even Twitter is - Walliams not trending anymore, she mistimed her second drop. She may be able to retrieve it with a super scandalous, well researched part three I reckon. Go on JM we believe in u!she must be so pissed off, not even the coven/cabal are interested in her bullshit tonight.