It's ok, there are TWO bathrooms on the crappy bungalow.If her cat is shitting all over the bathroom (where the kitten sleeps apparently), this could be related to territorial confusion/distress.
Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.
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Mmm refreshing. Before you brush your teeth or after? How bizarre! With that and the midnight anchovy snacks iām not surprised she has a king size bed. Poor Cooper the 50% cat.
Can we re suggest thread titles? If thatās allowed can we have the Jackanackanory one?
yeahhhh
I suggest getting for a special occasion. You know, when you really want to impress someone?
The saddest thing is, think of how many desperate teenage girls or young women will have panicked and used that to sort their hair out before a date and ended up going smelling like a Jack Monroe dish
Or her 4 year old mustard.
She thinks sheās a celeb? Donāt tell me thereās another level of bottom-feeder below Z-list.
I bet sheās still not in bleeping bed
When did she post this? Before or after it was noted on here that she wasnt capitalising on her new readership by flogging her book?
Mr ogre has just reminded me that narcissists thrive on attention, and us talking about other issues bothers her. But I prefer not to talk about her atm. I took a pic and tried to hide my awful looking nails but this has made me so happy. Now if only the body shop would bring back dewberry.
Sheās somehow worse, because she goes to great pains to show she doesnāt want to be a celeb and is only here for altruistic purposes.She thinks sheās a celeb? Donāt tell me thereās another level of bottom-feeder below Z-list.
*mounts sideboard*
I am confused. Does she have a carpet that looks like grass, or grass that looks like a carpet?
Plus - peanut honey milk? Before bed? In bed? No ta.
Lol at the 50 per cent cat
All she has to do is say sorry
All she has to do is say sorry
55 mins ago, so pretty much, yeah! Sheās going to do that annoying thing of always having a book in shot now too.
Jack: Wouldnāt wish fame on anybody.
Also Jack: Talks about Groucho whenever possible.
*shudders* I suspect you're right - hate it when she does this it's like living in a horror movie!
Also sorry to be crude but I can't imagine drinking warm honey milk before bed is going to do anything other than make you need a number two?
Itās been a long night of faux outage book reviewing and whipping my followers up to slag off and take down successful people with me just so i can get a gig as the goodie to their big baddie - nan night !
P.S off to drink this flavoured milk did you know i was the first ever person to create flavoured milk but rich white man companies like Yazoo and Frijj stole my idea rebranded it and called it āmilkshakeā giving no credit whatsoever to little old me but more about that another day
P.S off to drink this flavoured milk did you know i was the first ever person to create flavoured milk but rich white man companies like Yazoo and Frijj stole my idea rebranded it and called it āmilkshakeā giving no credit whatsoever to little old me but more about that another day
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