Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

[Tabitha D]

“Off to stroke the kitten”

Dear god, please let’s hope this doesn’t mean another video where she writhes around moaning with this poor creature.

 

[Pocahontas]

Dear god, please let’s hope this doesn’t mean another video where she writhes around moaning with this poor creature.

She will now, just for shits and giggles.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Jack: Wouldn’t wish fame on anybody.
Also Jack: Talks about Groucho whenever possible.

Goes viral

 

[NP]

She’s still Tweeting. Rude replies to people as per usual. GO TO BED (and also the vets)

 

[Silver Linings]

*shudders* I suspect you're right - hate it when she does this it's like living in a horror movie!

Also sorry to be crude but I can't imagine drinking warm honey milk before bed is going to do anything other than make you need a number two?

Maybe it’s so it sets into a furry gumshield so she doesn’t chomp down to the nerve again with her spicy teeth.

Back on the android!

 

[Candytuft]

55 mins ago, so pretty much, yeah! She’s going to do that annoying thing of always having a book in shot now too.

At least she hasn’t got her hands around it

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s deleted something! Dunno what though.

 

[peperomia]

Jack: Wouldn’t wish fame on anybody.
Also Jack: Talks about Groucho whenever possible.

Sit the duck down, I need to do my gritty cool girl shakin' up the norms performance again

 

[Pocahontas]

Maybe it’s so it sets into a furry gumshield so she doesn’t chomp down to the nerve again with her spicy teeth.

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Back on the android!

I’ll say it again - that charging dock is paying for itself.

 

[Motherwellgirl]

Cancel culture is horrible. Night all.

 

[Alansbigplate]

She’s deleted something! Dunno what though.

is it the bit about the white black teacher?

 

[Bobtheknob]

They are characters in a book. Are we now only allowed to have right on woke characters, with right on woke stories?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I’ll say it again - that charging dock is paying for itself.

You can literally get battery cases (below) & external chargers that charge wire free so you don't even need to remember the wire. They're both expensive but we're talking 5-10% of what an *entirely new device* would cost to acquire?!

 

[Pocahontas]

The tweet where she thinks ‘Tutelage’ is a fancy, hard to pronounce, foreign name, ripe for racist jibes?
Oh, what frizzy tangled webs she weaves.

 

[Tabitha D]

She hasn’t capitalised on her new flurry of followers very well, has she? The last they would have seen is the DM setting her straight. Then she does a bizarre thread at gone midnight and kicks off at people. Why didn’t she do a blog post? Get people over there and try and sell some books too?

I think the new followers are purely there to watch the car crash. Which, to be fair, she is providing.

 

[Pocahontas]

You can literally get battery cases (below) & external chargers that charge wire free so you don't even need to remember the wire. They're both expensive but we're talking 5-10% of what an *entirely new device* would cost to acquire?!

But that’s such a simple, sensible solution!

 

[peperomia]

is it the bit about the white black teacher?

Don't even think about it Dear Heart.
*WE

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

But that’s such a simple, sensible solution!

I suspect everyone else down the Groucho has two phones though, so....needs must darling x

 

[Pocahontas]

I suspect everyone else down the Groucho has two phones though, so....needs must darling x

She should just go all out and have three.

 

[antisocialmedia]

New thread suggestion.

Jack's doing a chaos and making a hash, buckle up to watch the twitter car crash