Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

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Serious question, how do you skim a kids book?most of them you can read in less than an hour. I mean the language is pretty basic and it's not like it's a head scratcher.

Also a mention of 2 fancy foreign ingredients ! Wasn’t it just around dkl that she was acting as if poor people didn’t have money for such fancy things ?
She just got paid didn't she from the Hellman's thing. So she's gotta few quid flying about the place. Probably.
 
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I’m honestly staggered at this latest twist. All those boasts about reviewing all 23 books and she’s fallen down at the first one.

You can read a kids book cover-to-cover in a matter of hours.
 
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I don't understand. How did she get to Miss Tutelage being a black woman? Surely she didn't assume this because her nickname was Archbishop Desmond Tutu and she had frizzy hair. I mean, surely there was something else in the text that lead her to believe the character was a person of colour.
There are no emoticons to convey how much I am HOOTING right now

At her. Not you.

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it was a very calm (scarily calm 😏) statement from the publishers I thought. Very ‘look how silly we’ve made you look about this one point, maybe back off?’ I’m on tenterhooks to see what she does.
 
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I think probably best to stop trying to guess where she lives in case someone triangulates using their incredible IT skills.

I can’t believe the rate in posting has increased to almost 2 threads in a day. DW started trending today because he’d launched his latest book with the audio free, I think. I don’t like the man, he gives me the creeps but I simply don’t watch things he’s on or read his books. He swam the Channel in one of the fastest 10 times ever iirc and his swim down the Thames was v impressive raising masses of money so he has done some good.
 
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This little escapade has got her nearly 2000 followers. When she next does a chaos they’re going to be like rats on a sinking ship.
 
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I’m honestly staggered at this latest twist. All those boasts about reviewing all 23 books and she’s fallen down at the first one.

You can read a kids book cover-to-cover in a matter of hours.
Love your picture Mrs Levinson.
 
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Prediction - An Instagram video tomorrow (shot in black and white, natch) in which she offers up her platform to BAME children’s authors (the result will be retweeting Malory Blackman) and then a hurried condemnation of all the followers she’s been breathlessly whipping up today.

Rinse (like your beans) and repeat (on yourself, like a peach curry) with next week’s issue du jour.

Love your picture Mrs Levinson.
Thank you. I had Iris take it:sneaky:
 
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Just got to this thread and see there are already 37 pages; what the flippity flap??
Off to Grunka this mother. See y’all <shudder> on the flipside!
 
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duck, looks like Jack’s Twitter rant about David Williams has snowballed and now girls who was barley legal are coming out calling him a creep and perv 😂
 
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Considering he is currently her twitter header, I find these interesting retweets by MH. She may well be realising that followers being up her arse is extremely misleading.
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And from the man himself -
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