Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

[Lady Punchbag]

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[Fitnessqueen]

The demonic pig and glowing red eyes at the window - guaranteed to be one of the first five things I panic about if I wake up suddenly at 3am!

Yes!! Both of those things!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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They probably read some of the recipes.

 

[no-no]

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Lily Allen cornered the topless market on Sunday night, obviously had to change tack

 

[AmTellinYa]

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[Silver Linings]

absolutely this. Although I slightly regret my obsession with point horror. No literary merit whatsoever.

But, but......the call was coming from inside the house.........wooooo!

 

[NorthernSoul]

Please just stop

 

[Lady Punchbag]

But I thought she wasn't trans any more as she had reclaimed her womanhood? Or some such bollocks, I really can't keep up.

 

[MrsOgre]

Belt up! Actually this post is triggering to me as well, she is a bleep.

 

[LucyPeach]

If some of the other tweets about DW are true then I think what Jack's wanging on about is the least of his concerns.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

So has this whole (one-sided) beef with DW just been a front to get to the publishing house?

 

[AmTellinYa]

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Oh just duck off you insufferable bleep.

 

[PoorPatrol]

She gets obsessed with particular numbers. Today it’s £25k - why are you like this Jack? Whyyyyy?? Maybe they gave your £25,000 to your arch enemy, D*vid Walli*ms (I’m triangulating his name for his privacy, yeah), to speak at a school!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

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To be fair, I doubt the Devil is working twenty hour days, renovating his shed and filling ten notebooks a day with recipe ideas. She's got us there.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Is she talking about Cooking On A Bootstrap which she did the 2015 Kickstarter for?

 

[PoorPatrol]

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Told you she’s Keyser Soze! I told ya!

 

[LucyPeach]

So has this whole (one-sided) beef with DW just been a front to get to the publishing house?

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Children have been reading 'unsuitable' stuff since... well, since they could.

As a kid I loved Roald Dahl, Enid Blyton etc

As a teen I devoured Jackie Collins and other assorted blockbusters. I also read a lot of gruesome true crime stuff.

Now I'm far from perfect but I'm definitely not a) racist b) a murderer c) a Hollywood megastar with a scandalous past.

(eta cos did some words wrong)

God if she thinks that's bad, I started really Hans Christian Anderson to my 1 year old son. In the first story alone I had to explain stealing someone else's money was bad, you can't kiss someone who's asleep or drugged, and you can't kill someone just because you want their money or you've done something wrong. Hopefully he won't turn out like a psychopath

 

[MrsOgre]

Just shut up

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She is really feeling like BigBalls McGee right now. She's flip flopping all over the place. What is the goal here?