It went to a different school.
Edit: Briany B beat me to it. Serious point: I hate the fact that Jack undermines "I believe you" as my default position.
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Edit: Briany B beat me to it. Serious point: I hate the fact that Jack undermines "I believe you" as my default position.
He’s not going to shag you, Penelope GriftSlop!
I came out in my late 30s and bullshit like this really encourages all the twats who tell me it’s just because I haven’t met the right man yet.
If Jack is publicly, and often, tweeting about sexual relationships with men, then by continuing to describe herself as a lesbian she is reinforcing the idea that lesbianism is a choice that can be overcome by an attractive enough male
omg cackling @ the low energy/meme responses to the bizarrely intense FMs. It’s the perfect way to duck with her as she has zero sense of humour 
She does know this isn't actual Frank Burnside's account, doesn't she?
Or does she?
She can’t even get being a lesbian right! if you are attracted to men you are not a lesbian Jack!
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He wouldn’t put up with any of her bullshit.
Jack, I think I speak for all of us when I say, get off Twitter and get a life.
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You'll never see the death threats, they go to a different school
Edit: oh pumble, seems I was beaten to it!
Nobody wants you dead Jack, just touch some grass and publish the accounts.
Edit: oh pumble, seems I was beaten to it!
Nobody wants you dead Jack, just touch some grass and publish the accounts.
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I think at this point we can just add "lesbian" to the Jacktionary. She clearly doesn't know what it means.
I can't even begin to get my head around Jack's ever-changing takes on royalty, but I must admit I was not expecting "phwoar I'd hit that, PS enjoy your nan's funeral."
I can't even begin to get my head around Jack's ever-changing takes on royalty, but I must admit I was not expecting "phwoar I'd hit that, PS enjoy your nan's funeral."
Aside from the “lesbian attracted to a man” thing (not a lesbian there are you??) he’s also like at a funeral/memorial for his dead nan…. How sexy
"lads" jack can duck right off
"Some of the worst people who are obsessed with me" is giving Donald Trump energy.
She's really be as well tweeting "you just haven't met the right man yet" because I'm struggling to see the difference here. How hard is it to say you're bi?“And I say that as a lesbian, with no particular fondness for either the monarchy or military, so god knows how the rest of you are copingBut I’ll be pinning this to the wall to alleviate the energy crisis because hot damn it’s WARM in here”
I don’t care what your opinions on the Queen or the royals are, this kind of tweet is not ok
Seriously though?! I am not saying lesbians cannot find men attractive - I know they do, I am friends with lesbians who will “phwoar” with the best of them at some well muscled forearms etc, the way I will accede some ladies are extremely attractive. However - they would run a bleeping mile away from an organ if one were brandished sexily at them
Quite possibly been said as I’m just popping in, but given Meghan Markle’s Soho House connections, hardly surprising Jack’s come back from a few nights away there with a fake crush on Harry. So predictable.
as if her bleeping therapist is working tomorrow.
Delighted Jack has given us something hilarious to lighten the mood. I wonder how well this will land considering the last few tweets embracing the monarchy went.
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