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[Veronicaaa]

 

[PickledRadish]

Ignoring the off-the-charts cringe factor, isn't it also really fucking inappropriate to be making thirsty comments about someone mourning the death of their grandmother? He looks a bit haunted in that photo and she's posting about wanting to pumble him? Have a day off you creep.

 

[colouredlines]

Blast from the past. 6 years ago, to be precise. The more things change...

How can someone show NO personal growth in 6 years? The mind boggles.

 

[redherring27]

A minor point but why does she continue to say she’s a lesbian when she sleeps with and finds men attractive? It’s ok to be bisexual hun x

 

[FrankReagan]

Squig has ended me; I’ve gone out laughing, canal x

‘brooches’ goes beyond chefs kiss. Chefs orgy? (Not you, Jack).

 

[Justacatindisguise]

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[Veronicaaa]

Catastrophically embarrassing as thread title suggestion.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Squig speaks for the entire internet:

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Pink is suspected sock. It's either weird fans or Jack herself trying to bait people into wishing harm on her.

 

[CEB1980]

If Jack is publicly, and often, tweeting about sexual relationships with men, then by continuing to describe herself as a lesbian she is reinforcing the idea that lesbianism is a choice that can be overcome by an attractive enough male

 

[BlendedSlop]

Abhorrent cunts.

And sorry, I know her sexuality is usually off-limits in terms of discussion (often with good reason) but how can she still be calling herself a lesbian when her last two partners have been male and she's out here fantasising about boffing another one?

 

[PickledRadish]

 

[PickledRadish]

I am deceased.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Fair play, finally someone that’ll just fucking say it.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Just a lil random twitter search for lil ol me. First three results -

 

[Boogs]

Weren’t you getting burgered by a series of blokes not long ago? I’m not bringing the discussion back to anything GC/sexuality based, but surely lesbians everywhere are like “????????”

I came out in my late 30s and bullshit like this really encourages all the twats who tell me it’s just because I haven’t met the right man yet.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Squig asking for recipes mid chaos is quickly becoming my favourite genre of squig posting

 

[colouredlines]

I think at this point we can just add "lesbian" to the Jacktionary. She clearly doesn't know what it means.

I can't even begin to get my head around Jack's ever-changing takes on royalty, but I must admit I was not expecting "phwoar I'd hit that, PS enjoy your nan's funeral."

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Why indeed.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Welcome Frau to thread 398. Please do send recapos for anything I've missed.

Thanks to @WaffleKent for nominating the title courtesy of a squig's words.

Last thread, Jack decided to accuse her detractors of wanting her to STOP BREATHING (citation needed). Nigella broke her silence to give her support and Jack repeatedly retweeted the please send praiseos dead cat tweet from August multiple times for support.

To reiterate, if anybody is stating anything of the sort, this is unacceptable and should be reported. Nobody should wish harm on Jack.

Molly released the following statement in response.

On a more light hearted note, Frau's revisited Georgia Church Suppers after Jack claimed she mixed the state and country because she FAILED GEOGRAPHY. There's a delightfully horrifying recipe for a Ham Ball and the canal is on high alert for the Ham Ball x Pumble cross breed which may or may not be viciously crossing the Atlantic.

Click the pink button to read the wiki, please squig any non-jack or blue tick twitter handles and beware the Hamble.