Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

[binkbonk]

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Canal, I am so far behind (hello from the past, hooting and fizzing!) and I don't know how to quote from closed threads.
But this one from @Menopausal Stormtrooper came out to the tune of Hand in Pocket by Alanis Morrisette.
Quite a fitting title. Makes you think.

I'm poor (but on patreon),
I am a cook (but rinsed hoops)
I'm a lesbian ( but burgers...baby)
And what it all boils down to
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine,
Cause I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is on twitter all the time

Actual footage of Jack :

 

[fauxpoor]

I would have to say today is thee most glorious. She mithered away into theTwitter hinterlands after her Georgian adventure, but today she has keep coming back with more and more ridiculous nonsense.

Today has seen;

* Royalist Jack
* Redundancy is not that bad Jack
* Sick Jack (so smol and sickly)
* Train Jack
* Throw Big Dave under the bus Jack
* Pretend communist Jack
* Stop discussing my secret parents Jack
* Here’s all my parents and their tenants secrets Jack
* Make Up Jack
* Lumberjack Jack

it’s been a lot and it’s only 8pm

*screaming ovaries Jack <shudders>

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's never going to stop is she? Scream if you want to go faster guys, this is peak #monroellercoaster

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

What in gods name is this

They are openly trans so it’s somewhere we don’t respectfully go (or want to) and focus on the crap and dangerous nutrition and food hygiene info and scamming on patreon- we don’t slut sham for posting her half covered crotch only God, big Dave and her son’s classmates do that.

 

[GrannyOgg]

Did the darling of the middle class left just take a huge jump to the right?

 

[hooplifehero]

One thing I didn’t want to find myself staring at tonight is the place SB came from

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[FrankReagan]

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Hi Jack. What a day, eh? Will you ever learn to STFU about your family?

Anyway, best you trot off to bed the sofa, if you‘re on morning tele. PLEASE don’t talk about energy - Martin knows best. Do tell us more fascinating tales of how CEO’s made you lots of promises. Just like you with Patreon & Teemill! Bye now.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

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bleeping hell, Jack. I was having a great laugh-out-loud few minutes with my friends here and you had to go and ruin it with your stupid fanny adjacent tweet.
Could someone pass my inhaler pls? It's in my bag upstairs.

 

[Orphan_Black]

She's never going to stop is she? Scream if you want to go faster guys, this is peak #monroellercoaster

I'm worried about it getting more THOT-y. She's got the leopard print on, and we've seen her growler, wtf is next?!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Thread title suggestion: That's not my fanny.

 

[Shimmering]

"That's not my fanny, it's my thighs" is giving "my hips went under the train but I was saved by my mediterranean arse".

Jack defies human anatomy.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Good old Jay from the Inbetweeners Jack. MD from Google was it? Yeah? I’m surprised he didn’t offer her a million pound a year job but she turned it down because she has too many morals and stuff.

 

[FrumpyCat]

She said she doesn’t get paid to “go to dinner with the big guns” but was she not ranting the other day about being asked to do unpaid work?! God she’s insufferable

so what is it with Jack and big guns. Either she is sitting on them, or she is going out to dinner with them.

 

[Feck]

I cannot believe that the last picture I looked at before taking myself softly, gently up to bed was a close up of Jack's fanny. I'm going to have to stay up now and watch YouTube videos of cats or something to cleanse my soul.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Did she join Adult work instead of only fans?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ok key take away from today is that Jack is secretly, quietly running government and industry behind the scenes and doesn’t want recognition for it. But we know she’s done it because any good things that happen are as a result of her work. And then she posted a pic with her dress hitched up so we’d zoom, then called everyone out for zooming. Got it. Forget the Leninist Loyalist Landlord schizzle, Jack is basically steering the Illuminati.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Do we all get cake now?

 

[Beansbeans]

Imagine Nigella having to tweet the words “that’s not my fanny” at midnight on a Wednesday.

Too early for a thread title nomination?

 

[BlendedSlop]

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Having seen that picture, I fear we're all in danger of being given a cake.

I'm afraid.