Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

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You don't look like this now.

Also what on earth is she talking to Google about? How to maximise profits through tin rattling?
She is not talking to Google about anything. She is trying embiggen herself by making it sound like she has been invited to talk to Google’s execs.

Google Executive Summits are client-facing sales events. If she is actually speaking at one, I shudder for the Googler who booked her when review time rolls around.
 
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I'm miles behind and will need to grunk at least 100 hours a week but catch up ... But just checking the whole "sickly jack forgot she was dangerously ill and hugged a newborn baby" drama has been captured and didn't get lost in all the Marxist royalist big Dave chaos?
 
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I'm miles behind and will need to grunk at least 100 hours a week but catch up ... But just checking the whole "sickly jack forgot she was dangerously ill and hugged a newborn baby" drama has been captured and didn't get lost in all the Marxist royalist big Dave chaos?
I mean yeah, but she probably didn’t did she 😂
 
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Ok seriously it's time for a family intervention now right? Sharing that level of personal and sensitive detail in tweets would be immediate dismissal for most people, she's got no clue about these things and is becoming (sorry not sorry) an increasingly loose cannon.
 
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She is not talking to Google anything. She is trying e bigger herself by making it sound like she has been invited to talk to Google’s execs.

Google Executive Summits are client-facing sales events. If she is actually speaking at one, I shudder for the Googler who booked her when review time rolls around.
Another cringe lie. And while she was there she took the time to tweet something nasty about David Cameron again
 
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Again, Jackeroo, if you don't want your family to be a subject of your Twitter feed, don't drag them into your Twitter feed. You don't HAVE to respond to every bleeping tweet. Jesus. I take a short break and return thinking, maybe Jack will be quiet for a bit. Nope, still stepping in tit with both feet.
 
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PS @DisgruntledGoat I was chatting to a colleague about procrastinating on paperwork by making memes and she replied "atta girl, seize the memes of production" and I fell a little bit in love with her.
 
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Ok seriously it's time for a family intervention now right? Sharing that level of personal and sensitive detail in tweets would be immediate dismissal for most people, she's got no clue about these things and is becoming (sorry not sorry) an increasingly loose cannon.
You'd think so...
 
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I feel a bit let down. I’ve been waiting for a full blown chaos and she hasn’t delivered.
 
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Shame Tattle can't stage an intervention. And I mean no malice when I say that. Surely surely, people around her know there's a significant problem?


It's imminent.
I think the publisher visit was about that. She did manage to go quiet for nearly a day but it's a full blown addiction to online attention seeking and I don't think she's capable of stopping without help.
 
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Meanwhile, in Chipping Norton…

Jack: shall I stay for the weekend?

Soho Farmhouse guest relations manager: Oh gosh, well. I’m afraid we’ve got an event on Saturday and you REALLY, really wouldn’t like it. Not your thing at ALL. I’m so sorry! Here’s a bathrobe, please do take it, with our compliments. And some mini shampoos. Let me call you a taxi. On us, absolutely. Bye!
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Don’t worry she’s ruined egg and lemon soup on many previous occasions. The last one was full of cauliflower and broccoli I think!?!?
I've seen versions online with veg added and it just doesn't work. The beauty is in the simplicity and the unusual-yet-addictive flavour. Add veg and all you'll taste is the veg. Urgh.
 
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I've seen versions online with veg added and it just doesn't work. The beauty is in the simplicity and the unusual-yet-addictive flavour. Add veg and all you'll taste is the veg. Urgh.
It’s a gentle eat I’m veggie so I only had that version and tbh I don’t love it, but I can see the appeal. Hot, salty, creamy, savoury with a bit of rice floating in it. And chicken if you eat that.
 
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I have chosen this time to say I do not believe Jack Monroe is an alcoholic. This may attract criticism from, or cause offence to the canal, and I’m sorry if it offends anyone. I see this as a label she can attach to herself to absolve herself from her crappy behaviours.

I do however believe she has an addictive personality and she seems truly addicted to social media. It is damaging every aspect of her life, and she cannot keep away. If the majority of her time is spent on Twitter, between god knows how many accounts, and she still has time to read here, MN, and search out mentions of herself online, then no matter how she slices it, it is damaging her personal relationships.

She ~literally~ cannot step away.

The little bit of fame she had at the start of her career (using that word in the loosest sense) has gone completely to her head. She is a carcrash and for once I actually do feel quite sorry for her.
She doesn’t fit in anywhere. She wants to be a media luvvy, but she makes her money off pretending to be poor so they (the media set) patronise her and give her money but wouldn’t fully accept her into their set.

She wants to be a tv personality but she has no personality and no screen presence. She wants to be the darling of the left but her ingrained Tory-ness shines through everything she touches.
she wants to be the one stop shop for advice for people in poverty but she doesn’t give a flying duck about people so ignores them. She wants to be all things to all people but is basically a self serving narcissist. She’s a one trick pony and her only trick is lying and grifting. It’s quite sad really.

No amount of money can make her happy because she doesn’t know what she is and what she wants to be. It’s all at odds with the other part of her personality.
Totally agree with this.

I wish she could have her chaoses on a weekend, she doesn't seem to realise that some of us have to go to work
 
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