Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

[Mrs Peel]

Congratulations, Jack.

Not only are you subjected to constant mockery on twitter (which is entirely your fault), you've now made your Dad a laughing stock as well. Nicely done.

 

[Chap O]

Congratulations, Jack.

Not only are you subjected to constant mockery on twitter (which is entirely your fault), you've now made your Dad a laughing stock as well. Nicely done.

At least it is a stock she can actually make.

 

[GrannyOgg]

At least it is a stock she can actually make.

On a brighter note, I’m sure her mentions have improved. She appears to have blocked half of Twitter

 

[girl1980]

Sorry if these have been pasted before. But probably worth repeating if they have.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

If your baby is younger than a jar of pickled radishes you shouldn't be handing it to a honking stranger with her Mediterranean arse trapped in the train doors frantically kicking her legs at any passing shins.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Vlad is a rake isn’t he?!

 

[ForgettyBetty]

" Warm Leveret " is my favourite Grace Jones song

I will never again be able to listen to that properly ...

 

[Vinbisha]

I'm trying to grunk but I can't take anything in as my (puppy?) brain just keeps saying "Rinse the beans of production".

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I'm trying to grunk but I can't take anything in as my (puppy?) brain just keeps saying "Rinse the beans of production".

And this has got to be my first thread title nomination!!!

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

“Middle class anxiety laundering”

Glorious

 

[MoistenedGussets]

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“Middle class anxiety laundering”

Glorious

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That's a thread Nomination too.

2 in quick succession.. something something buses.. I dunno.

 

[GrannyOgg]

“Middle class anxiety laundering”

Glorious

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All joking aside, how could you do that to your Dad? WTF was she thinking?

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

Jack Monroe: the Liar, the Grift, and the Sideboard(s)

 

[Naboo The Enigma]

If your baby is younger than a jar of pickled radishes you shouldn't be handing it to a honking stranger with her Mediterranean arse trapped in the train doors frantically kicking her legs at any passing shins.

TBF Jack's pickled radishes are at least 8 and a half years old, so I could see the confusion.

 

[HotesTilaire]

All joking aside, how could you do that to your Dad? WTF was she thinking?

That she’s right and everyone else is wrong? I hope he calls round and wordlessly points at his watch on Jack’s wrist, holds his hand out, takes his watch back and walks away saying nothing.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The thing is. Dave’s own history is what it is, he probably is a royalist, served in fire brigade, fostered lots of kids and has an MBE and genuinely seems like a good guy albeit a bit attention seeking in the press.

Jack has told so many tall tales about him, letting her and SB starve, Marxist/landlord and the cannon nonsense that she has made him seem like a pile of contradictions.

just to be clear here. Jack we aren’t taking the piss out of your dad. This is on you.

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

Exactly this!

I wonder if the fostering/adopting made her jealous and she fucked off, got pregnant and refused any contact with mama and papa for a while.

I’m fairly sure this is exactly what happened combined with alcohol fuelled narc rage.

the current “my parents are saints”narrative doesn’t really explain why she was a homeless prostitute using foodbanks and near starving her kid for 18months

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I just realised that Jack's Per Rialto is Del boy's Mange-tout

Chateau neuf de pape!

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m fairly sure this is exactly what happened combined with alcohol fuelled narc rage.

the current “my parents are saints”narrative doesn’t really explain why she was a homeless prostitute using foodbanks and near starving her kid for 18months WHILST LIVING NEAR THEM AND HAVING CONTACT VIA FACEBOOK

Sorry for shouting, cba to make it bold.
Anyway, fixed it for y’all.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I’m fairly new to the whole JM extravaganza but I’m still not understanding WHY all her food has to be slop? Just…does she think most people don’t have teeth? Or functioning jaws? Or has she secretly been trying to forge a career as a nursing home chef?

I think it's so she can snort it up her nose through a straw.