Just to clarify. There was no letter. It wasn't necessary.Do you remember a friend of Jack's mum who used to be on here? I can't remember her name, but Jack sent her a cease and desist?
Anyways, I have been gardening all day with an axe and this little chap came down to join me...made me think of the broken butterfly on a cork board analogy + the brokenView attachment 1578572
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That was featured in the Simpsons. I bet it tastes better than slop.
I’m fairly new to the whole JM extravaganza but I’m still not understanding WHY all her food has to be slop? Just…does she think most people don’t have teeth? Or functioning jaws? Or has she secretly been trying to forge a career as a nursing home chef?
Yup, she's totally destroyed that beyond all recognition. My MIL would be crying.
Don’t forget Broody Jack and I won’t let you destroy my joys Jack.
Don’t mention cannons!
It’s because her teeth are ouchy and her jaw is always swollen from all the grinding
(speculation m’lud)
I would like to put a tenner on her returning to Twitter with 'Been at a meeting, blessed for my sobriety' tweet, any time now.
My son, who is- quite possibly- the World's biggest fan of Avgolemono soup- is reeling at this monstrosity. It more resembles regurgitated stew.
Make mine a commemorative mug, Teemill optional
I feel sorry for her parents.
I'm a socialist and labour party member and I've been upset about the Queen, as I've got older I have mellowed in such matters (btw Jack, when I was younger I was a Marxist Leninist, and my views on the monarchy were very different).
I bet Dave is, like others have said just a left wing person who wants to help his community and there's nothing wrong with that
I think she will get a proper bollocking when he sees this, and he will it will be the lying about the big gun firing all over again.
I'm a socialist and labour party member and I've been upset about the Queen, as I've got older I have mellowed in such matters (btw Jack, when I was younger I was a Marxist Leninist, and my views on the monarchy were very different).
I bet Dave is, like others have said just a left wing person who wants to help his community and there's nothing wrong with that
I think she will get a proper bollocking when he sees this, and he will it will be the lying about the big gun firing all over again.
I can’t stop thinking about Bra Baby
Some wildlife rescuers, as in legitimate charity workers, will wear very young orphaned baby rabbits and leverets in their bra. It's partly to keep them warm, partly comfort and also the sound of the heartbeat. These tiny babies are incredibly difficult to hand rear and need fed hourly in the early days.
I could never have fitted my human babies in my bra. Whilst none of them were huge, my boobs were, tender and full of milk. It would have made a cosy place for them though. Slings are the next best thing
I could never have fitted my human babies in my bra. Whilst none of them were huge, my boobs were, tender and full of milk. It would have made a cosy place for them though. Slings are the next best thing
Jack Cuntroe is looking very face tuned as always.
nursing homes have to meet strict standards of nutrition and comply with food hygiene laws. Also have to tailor diets to clients nutritional needs. Cannot imagine Jack feeding 30 or so people at the same time anyway including ,but not limited to, diabetic, gluten free, low residue, high and ow captor diets
We used to carry ours in a sling when they were small, you have both hands free, they love being snuggled up to you, and I used to love being able to kiss the top of their head. It also means you can take them anywhere and that includes the loo. I would never have just handed them to a random.
Please don’t show him her pastitsio, it’s sometimes vegan and looks like if you got pastitsio, added water then dropped it.
I suspect Dave is a regular old school leftie, union guy, but still of the generation who likes the royals and is a bit traditional. But Jack, being thick as she is and not even bothering to read the wiki page on Marx, let alone the Communist Manifesto, just conflates being left wing with Marxism, Leninism and whatever else she thinks sounds impressive. You could tell her your dad was a defenestrationist and she’d claim her dad was the head of the local defenestrator’s union or something.
Going by the 'this is safe for peanut allergies, SB would take it to school to keep his classmates safe' [recommends product clearly labelled unsuitable for all nut allergy sufferers) and 'this is perfect for diabetics as there's no sugar in it' [gives recipe that contains tons of dried fruit with an equal amount of glucose to half a cup of Tate & Lyle] and other such abominations -
It would be termed the Monroe-Shipman Diet.
Damn follower count keeps fluctuating by one.
She's losing fast today though, it seems.
She's losing fast today though, it seems.
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" Warm Leveret " is my favourite Grace Jones songSome wildlife rescuers, as in legitimate charity workers, will wear very young orphaned baby rabbits and leverets in their bra. It's partly to keep them warm, partly comfort and also the sound of the heartbeat. These tiny babies are incredibly difficult to hand rear and need fed hourly in the early days.
I could never have fitted my human babies in my bra. Whilst none of them were huge, my boobs were, tender and full of milk. It would have made a cosy place for them though. Slings are the next best thing
Jack Cuntroe is looking very face tuned as always.
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