Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

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Elthi86

Fraus, is it OK to veto buying a specific fridge because I know that

Why you sob?
Russell Hobb

Will creep into my mind every time I look at it?

OH considers this an unreasonable condition to place on the purchase of white goods. Send fridgeos. Go well, ninnies x
 
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Terrible

Terrible

I reckon the pie says B.O and it’s just another one for her whiffy self, who she’s in a loving relationship with.
 
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Cookiecookie

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Nottonightbabe said:
Imagine the sinking feeling of dread you'd get if you were out, then someone informed you there was a black pudding and prune pie waiting for you at home. How ominous.
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I would be fully prepared to just Reggie Perrin my entire life and just never go back.

Why would you voluntarily live with Jack?
 
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Bugger13

Bugger13

I wish a hoover would suck Jack into a soundproof hoover bag & leave her there. I suspect her house is really dirty & all this hoover talk (& Harold’s dad asking to hoover before lunch) is people’s way of telling her that in a roundabout way. Run the hoover round Jack, you lazy sod.
 
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Sideboard Bob

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Elthi86 said:
Fraus, is it OK to veto buying a specific fridge because I know that

Why you sob?
Russell Hobb

Will creep into my mind every time I look at it?

OH considers this an unreasonable condition to place on the purchase of white goods. Send fridgeos. Go well, ninnies x
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I say go for it, just embrace it, get some of those magnetic fridge letters to spell out “why you sob?” above the logo.
 
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Mirtazapinejack

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That Forensic Man said:
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Luke warm hot headed mess, cringing hell no one other than herself sees her as some impulsive little firecracker. Jack's a gtifter and a hypocrite. How can anyone believe anything she says about having ADHD when she literally lied about being transgender and a lesbian just to get people on her side. She's actually out of order. Histrionic to the core. I cant believe all the articles of her claiming she was a lone single mother when she shared custody with jonnys father the whole time. Absolutely infuriating.
 
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MaineCoonMama

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Mirtazapinejack

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MaineCoonMama said:
She looks like Mark 'Chopper' Read in these photos.
*for anyone who doesn't know, Mark Read was an infamous Australian criminal, standover man, killer and author. He was portrayed brilliantly by Eric Bana in the 2000(?)
fillum Chopper.
Anyhoo, she looks like a gormless, PC version of Uncle Chop Chop.
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Does she put those filters on herself? She's terrible with phones and editing for someone who claims to know everything there is to know about everything
 
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Mrsoverall

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StatusWoe said:
Why Jack cheer?
Night pie here.

Why she sigh?
Can't fry
bed pie.

Why so snippy?
Bald the housemate
fled to chippy.



Why Jack tweet on toilet?
Prunes in pie, and nearly soiled it.

(Sorry)
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😔You have made me deceased
 
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Cookiecookie

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MaineCoonMama said:
She looks like Mark 'Chopper' Read in these photos.
*for anyone who doesn't know, Mark Read was an infamous Australian criminal, standover man, killer and author. He was portrayed brilliantly by Eric Bana in the 2000(?)
fillum Chopper.
Anyhoo, she looks like a gormless, PC version of Uncle Chop Chop.
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A bullet to the head is a much quicker way to go than being slopped to death.
 
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Tin Can Crook

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MaineCoonMama said:
She looks like Mark 'Chopper' Read in these photos.
*for anyone who doesn't know, Mark Read was an infamous Australian criminal, standover man, killer and author. He was portrayed brilliantly by Eric Bana in the 2000(?)
fillum Chopper.
Anyhoo, she looks like a gormless, PC version of Uncle Chop Chop.
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I had to Google it and now I'm deceased

Mark-Chopper.jpg
 
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