Every time I see one of Jacks recipes I think of that old lady in the Vicar of Dibley who made stomach churning stuff, like marmalade and hotdog soup etc
Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit
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If I put prunes in a pie I certainly wouldn't admit to it.I just dread to think how many tins of Del monte she was gifted if the bleeding prunes are still being wheeled out at every opportunity
Why Jack cheer?
Night pie here.
Why she sigh?
Can't fry
bed pie.
Why so snippy?
Bald the housemate
fled to chippy.
Why Jack tweet on toilet?
Prunes in pie, and nearly soiled it.
(Sorry)
Is the a-hole one for Content and modeled on the dog's own bum hole?
Ah right. That’s why I’d blocked them on Twitter. She is a massive fan of Jack. Well done TD for being the better person.
If I could sew and had any artistic skills I’d embroider that onto a cushion. Now duck off x
Disgusting. That's what it is.Have to drag this through from the last thread too. Seriously, what is the grey bit??
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We are not your family. This is not WhatsApp. Get your own material, pal.
I bet she thinks she invented "don't grow up, it's a trap"
She didn't
She didn't
I've got a roomba, mine gets right to the edges and into corners, it has a brush on the front that rotates and flicks stuff in front of the roomba which then vacuums it up.
Disgusting is the secret ingredient in every Jack recipe. It's her version of the KFC secret recipe.Disgusting. That's what it is.
So I thought, if I HAD the pie with my name on it ....
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Is it just me or has every family had a WhatsApp group forever, already? And yet here’s Jack just setting one up?
I bet everyone was delighted when she created that group.
I bet everyone was delighted when she created that group.
lost pages from Dickens
“do I see a Small Boy there, afeared and alarmed?” declared Mr Shrivelbits, pointing towards young Monroe.
“oh sir it is nothing sir,” the young man trembled. “Just that I received a letter this morning from my Ma.”
”well and what of it?” asked the teacher, not unkindly. “What is it that a mother could write, that would make a boy turn pale as the moon?”
”sir, she has said I should come home,” the lad stammered.
”and…?”
”and that she has made black pudding and prune pie sir and that I must eat it.”
So her dog's eaten not one but 2 hoover wires in the last month? After one, you'd have thought you'd tidy the damned thing away.
Especially with being so frugal and all.
Especially with being so frugal and all.
I'm coming from the past but isn't it interesting that she put all those stars on her own pie and none on her son's?
Unfortunately for our Jackie if you text 'ran into a mate' she will obviously take you literally with her autism and think you had a head-on collision while out for a jog.
They already all had one together but had to pretend to be novices when Jack set up hers.
It looks like Molly herself contacted Action Fraud under the advice of the fundraising regulator.
Edit: apologies, for minor chaos, looks like it was indeed a third party who filed the report
Edit: apologies, for minor chaos, looks like it was indeed a third party who filed the report
I imagine most of them stick to the group they'd set up to witch about how ghastly Jack is.
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