Oooh do you want to spill unrinsed beans?
Don’t worry, she doesn’t cook
Oooh do you want to spill unrinsed beans?They’ve been jumping up and down quite a bit lately, mirroring the level of smol pixie mania in her tweets. Makes you think.
Waving hello as I return after seeing off that real life JM I mentioned in a previous thread. Their grift has come to light and they are off to find a new mark. Good luck to them and thank you to this thread for teaching me all about the need for receipts!
Don’t worry, she doesn’t cookHow could she reach the spatulas etc when she’s cooking? I’m ridiculously tall and I think I’d struggle, she’d need a damn cherry picker.
is this actually someone else’s kitchen? Make it make sense!
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I'm about Jack's height and I would only be able to reach those with the aid of my handy folding stool. Stuff I use regularly would never be up there, I have a utensils holder on the counter where I can reach stuff without braining myself with a ladle.How could she reach the spatulas etc when she’s cooking? I’m ridiculously tall and I think I’d struggle, she’d need a damn cherry picker.
is this actually someone else’s kitchen? Make it make sense!
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I’m in Croatia. Funnily enough when I was doing my A Levels my Spanish exchange was to Caceres in ExtremaduraMe too, though I'm in central Spain (Extremadura) away from the coast where it is cloudy and hot. Trying to keep up here as I don't want to fall too far behind, but sitting on my phone reading about the smol pixie would be a bit rude. I keep trying to do sneaky reads when no-one is looking.
I could say that I wish I wish I was home contributing to the discussion, but that would be a lie. I love it here. Just off out for tapas and some vino tinto. Adiós cábala.
ETA I can hardly wait for the haircut pictures. I can imagine they will be dreadful.
Katie Hopkins is big in America these days, makes you think.I am sorry but I just cannot believe for a second that she has any business in America. She barely has a profile here. Her “job” has been a rentagob on talk radio or on 24hr rolling news - both always desperately needing faces/voices to fill 4 minutes. Her books have had diminishing returns. The Lorraine TV cookery slot was very quickly forgotten about. Her “appearances” at festivals are (when she turns up) in back rooms/corners, poorly attended and barely create a ripple on her own socials, never mind in general. And Twitter. This is not someone who is getting an American launch tour for a book that will be almost entirely irrelevant to the US market anyway.
They’re a bit outing and more suited to another thread, but the classic signs were all there. ‘I’m interesting me’ with eyes darting from one side to another, huge dollop of insecurity all while painting a picture of their brilliance to those in their awe. There’s also that assumption that they can be diverse by association, much like JM spouting off about her younger foster sibling. There’s only so many people you can hurt along the way before you cross someone who’s not going to have any of it. And I’ll stop before I say too much! I have something I am saving for the Office Gossip thread though, it’s out of this world!Oooh do you want to spill unrinsed beans?
Don’t worry, she doesn’t cook
I read Thread 31 when I first starting looking on here and I’ve just had another look. It’s quite incredible.Can I recommend a look at Thread 31 where Jack comes to Tattle. It's very good.
Jack showing up was just soooo inevitable, especially her selfie. she can never resist weighing in on her specialist subject - herself. It was also a deeply weird time in generalI read Thread 31 when I first starting looking on here and I’ve just had another look. It’s quite incredible.
I could easily get all ‘where were you when Kennedy was shot?’ with the senior members of the canal to ask what they thought when Jack showed up, especially when you saw her selfie, etc etc. And then when she refused to go. We shall just have to discuss it at court; please humour me then, dear Fraus & Herrs.
Agree, if it was just her daft middle class fan club subsidising her it would be quite funny but from time to time you do see people who appear genuinely poor and vulnerable sucked in and it's enraging. I really don't think she set out to be a grifter but she's taken to it like a duck to water.I read Thread 31 when I first starting looking on here and I’ve just had another look. It’s quite incredible.
I could easily get all ‘where were you when Kennedy was shot?’ with the senior members of the canal to ask what they thought when Jack showed up, especially when you saw her selfie, etc etc. And then when she refused to go. We shall just have to discuss it at court; please humour me then, dear Fraus & Herrs.
Anyway, a couple of Jack’s comments leapt out in relation to her current situation. Here they are.
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Now anyone on here isn’t shocked at the contradictions, but it is truly bizarre. Moments like that make me feel sorry for her. If she can’t be honest especially with herself and keeps searching in vain for validation online, then she’s doomed to fail.
Then I remember the squig who was sending her a tenner out of their £69 (?) a week allowance and I don’t feel sorry any more. I feel angry.
I reckon with some intense training, she might manage envelope stuffing, or box taping, but it just a mightI can’t think of a job she can do. The only thing I think could work is a columnist where she whines about her life and even then she’d strop off when the subs cut her ludicrous prose
I went on Insta for a little peek and I’d completely forgotten that the hammock shot existed, and it’s just absolutely ridiculous on every level isn’t it?!Not sure if this was spotted...
Under the gig photo on Insta.
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Me too! I love her work!I came across @beatthebudget on insta tonight. She does budget meals for herself (uni student) - 5 lunches for a fiver type thing, and does a meal plan for a £20 shop from our favourite smol pixie's supermarket -including a collab with themPlus her food looks good and varied and - hold on to your stetsonhats - not sloppy
Indeed - and probably coining in more than the pixie pest and her Patreon. Isn’t she popular with the Trumpist crowds though? I just can’t see how she would be marketable over there. She isn’t good looking enough, even with her enhancements (although that new picture is a bit Midwest mum, I suppose) and she isn’t clever/witty/sharp/funny enough or bursting with a personality that’s marketable. It would be car crash of epic proportions….Katie Hopkins is big in America these days, makes you think.
If it's Royal Funeral related I might actually expire.She's going to have to do a massive chaos to bring in some rubberneckers. I can't wait.
Oh it’s class.Can I recommend a look at Thread 31 where Jack comes to Tattle. It's very good.
I was bored working and curious as to what fantasy she'd spin, but alas, Fraus, I wasn't allowed in.Wowzers, Spud, this is 100% commitment to the cause, right here.
I salute you (but cba to listen myself, obvs)
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