No don't.
No don't.Did we see that the recipe for her foul concoction is on her to do list?
Yay.
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One day I dream of having a full day to myself and reading every single thread..... As it is it takes two hours to catch up some days on the last time I posted. She is my new shiny toyIt’s so cute seeing all the new people incredulous over Jacks nonsense like we have been for two years. It’s easy to forget how we felt in those early weeks and months of digging, uncovering, working out and agape at things likedesigner crockery/eBay auctions/ hats/scarves/dresses/girlfriends/…lies/contradictions/embellishments…and the way people are coming to the same conclusions we have been making since about thread 6! Long may it continue!
I AM SHOOKETHI love facts is actually a direct quote from the tricksy pixie
I forget where she said it. Frauen Herren und Divers can anyone remember?I AM SHOOKETH
Can I recommend a look at Thread 31 where Jack comes to Tattle. It's very good.One day I dream of having a full day to myself and reading every single thread..... As it is it takes two hours to catch up some days on the last time I posted. She is my new shiny toy
Del Monte pinapple fiascoI forget where she said it. Frauen Herren und Divers can anyone remember?
If it helps, most things she says are lies, so...
I agree with this but I'd like to add that I think she was trying to make a media career happen from quite early on. I don't that was as accidental as it seems. Her famous sale was given a lot of media attention for example. I also agree there was a third party who helped make this happen. Maybe even a contact of Big Dave's although I think a councillor or echo reporter is more likely..See I think it started as a threat to the Fire service cause they wouldn't give her the hours she wanted.
She threatened to quit, then quit, then tried to take it back, but they accepted it and she was out.
The rest snowballed from there.
Her daddy probably got her the fire job and to prove to him she could make it on her own, she cosplayed as poor for a month.
The blog taking off was purely accidental, but when it did, she realised that an opportunity to grift had come along. Probably with some help from some third person pushing her along.
Now she has to perpetuate constantly and lives with a constant fear of it all crumbling around her, hence the shaking like a Yorkie with dysentery when she's on the TV..
She's also realised along the way that being on her arse tweeting and taking cash from morons is easier than working for a living, so the sob stories just have to keep coming to drive the patreons.
It's a self perpetuating and self fulfilling fate, what's the endgame? Is she really going to be grifting for the next 30 years till she retires?
Maybe... It's a long haul and a long time to live in fearful state 24/7
A shared guilty pleasure...I still do, though it gives me nasty feeling in my poor ickle bunny tummy.
She looks smug af here. Resting smug face because she gets away with it all.
Resting Botox FaceShe looks smug af here. Resting smug face because she gets away with it all.
Tiny grimy button, more like!One who also describes themselves as
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I forgot how hilarious the facetuning was in this. It got eclipsed (justifiably!) by @Marmalade Atkins favourite Easter jumper pic, but this one is proper eeee up little cockney Dickensian/smol Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins urchin
Careful there, the file name for that image shares what looks like your son’s first name @SpudYouHate. Do we need to be wary of tattle watchers taking that tweet as a receipt?My 15 year-old son just made this by using Inspect Element on JM's tweet.
That is now, smug face was then, to paraphrase (sort of) Jack.Resting Botox Face
She's going to have to do a massive chaos to bring in some rubberneckers. I can't wait.It seems the smol pixie is losing followers at an alarming rate.
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Why Jack cheer?
Night pie here.
Why she sigh?
Can't fry
bed pie.
Why so snippy?
Bald the housemate
fled to chippy.
Why Jack tweet on toilet?
Prunes in pie, and nearly soiled it.
(Sorry)
Ahh saw it in wiki so already looked. It is amazing. Especially love the picture she took like a kidnap victim to prove she was alive and it was herCan I recommend a look at Thread 31 where Jack comes to Tattle. It's very good.
They’ve been jumping up and down quite a bit lately, mirroring the level of smol pixie mania in her tweets. Makes you think.It seems the smol pixie is losing followers at an alarming rate.
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