I think Vlad read the remedy/recipe
Us yobs drank in the church grounds anywayI also should have said that the mention of underage drinking with a group of peers from the church group struck me as the kind of thing she’s saying to kind of absolve herself. Like she’s saying: I wasn’t your yob teen on the street corner drinking (like the Jeremy Kyle mention in the pov) I was in a church group - we are good people.
Know what I mean?
why is she sitting like a fucking pixie?
I am that person who goes to work even when I have no right to be there and should be in bed dying. Last time I did this I had a huge abscess and looked like someone had superglued a melon to my cheek.View attachment 1573515
Luckily the drink is so revolting you’d never hold down the questionable combo of meds she’s chucked on top. And a Jakemans chaser because they’re disgusting aswell. Have a Strepsil Jack you fanny.
Next time I have a sore throat I’m going to carry on like this at work and see how long it takes for someone to stuff me in a cupboard.
She'd be all about the Alice bands and Vampire's Wife frocks, crying over teddies.I think she’d pivot to being a Kirsty Alsopp ‘village green make do and mend bootstrap home crafts and Tory lifestyle guru’ faster than you could say “Aga in the kitchen and Laura Ashley Homemade Bunting”.
Findom? She's already got an audience of thirsty divorced dads.I can’t think of a job she can do. The only thing I think could work is a columnist where she whines about her life and even then she’d strop off when the subs cut her ludicrous prose
Liz Jones has done well out of that so there will always be a market for it.I can’t think of a job she can do. The only thing I think could work is a columnist where she whines about her life and even then she’d strop off when the subs cut her ludicrous prose
I’m sober, so I’d better put on a nice jumper and hold my mug with both hands like I’m in a hallmark movie.
It was either that or sat in a cosy armchair reading a book with a soft light next to herI’m sober, so I’d better put on a nice jumper and hold my mug with both hands like I’m in a hallmark movie.
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Think I'll just have the random pretzels on the side if it's all the same to you, ta x
Mmm smells like hypocrisy.. She really forgets what she writes doesn't sheI’ve been trying to find the “send my flying monkeys once around the block and back for tea” tweet but I’m having no luck. When did she post that? I ask, because I want to juxtapose it with this. Fellow ninnies, may I present
I PROMISE this is not me being a twat- I did not write this! I just lifted this right off her blog. All her own words. Because if I have not love, I have nothing.
Especially knowing what you need to do to earn a burger in Jackworld.I'd rather chew on that bit of raw onion than eat the burger
here you go…I’ve been trying to find the “send my flying monkeys once around the block and back for tea” tweet but I’m having no luck. When did she post that? I ask, because I want to juxtapose it with this. Fellow ninnies, may I present
I PROMISE this is not me being a twat- I did not write this! I just lifted this right off her blog. All her own words. Because if I have not love, I have nothing.
Edit: linky link. The usual ‘please click with care’ applies- it’s again pretty gross.
It’s Only Words: On trolls, free speech, and the last few days.
Before you read this I should clarify that I am not back on my Twitter account. My blog and Instagram accounts both automatically link to it and publish new posts, so this may publish on my account…cookingonabootstrap.com
Don’t forget to take your electric kettle off the base and put it on the hob, and maybe unplug the the toaster (that you don’t have)and put it on top of the fire.I’m sober, so I’d better put on a nice jumper and hold my mug with both hands like I’m in a hallmark movie.
Anyone who tweets about a cocktail like that should not be allowed to do an NHS talk.looks like she did it!
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eta - the washington post!
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