He squealed "thankyou bestest Mamapapa, I shall treasure this always and think fondly of all those times I saw you drunk and wondered if you you were still breathing. What fun we've had together in this mad life. I am the luckiest boy in the world. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off out to play with my hoop and stick"She has shown us some of her milestone chips. Apparently she gave one to her son, which is very odd.
She's got a picture of them on her Instagram.Just with her attending all those AA meetings I would've thought she'd have been awarded some. Makes you think.
I think she's referring to the vignette function on Instagram filtersCan we add 'vignette' to the long list of words she doesn't know the meaning of? Seriously, what on earth???
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me, right now -I think she's referring to the vignette function on Instagram filters
Yes, you'd think that fixing minor damage (and even the "right to repair" would be a campaign that would appeal) to a frugal and ecologically-minded person.So eco Jack hasn’t driven a car for twenty years to save the planet, but will buy a whole hoover twice because of damage to the most easily replaceable part of the machine? Big Dave would almost certainly know someone who is qualified to do small electrical repairs, and if not a quick Google would work.
Why are they set out like an eBay Item...
Community repair and fixer shops are popping up everywhere to stop waste. (Different from the TV Repair Shop which is her favourite TV programme)So eco Jack hasn’t driven a car for twenty years to save the planet, but will buy a whole hoover twice because of damage to the most easily replaceable part of the machine? Big Dave would almost certainly know someone who is qualified to do small electrical repairs, and if not a quick Google would work.
When you’re given free money (and LOTS of it) by naive strangers on t’internet, it means less and is easier to fritter away, especially when you know the next sweet, sweet pay day is always just around the corner.Community repair and fixer shops are popping up everywhere to stop waste. (Different from the TV Repair Shop which is her favourite TV programme)
But she doesn’t drive a car because of roundabouts? When did she say it was because of the planet?So eco Jack hasn’t driven a car for twenty years to save the planet, but will buy a whole hoover twice because of damage to the most easily replaceable part of the machine? Big Dave would almost certainly know someone who is qualified to do small electrical repairs, and if not a quick Google would work.
100 hours a week equals 14 hours of work per day.120 hours a week is 17 hrs per day. Perhaps she thinks that every minute she is actually awake she is working, because she's thinking about her next ridiculous slop creation/tweeting?And her ceaseless claim to be “working 120 hour weeks”, or the similar claim re. Yesterday, that she works until “3AM” - how can she keep on saying it when there’s absolutely zero output? It’s maddening to the point of fascination. No book (still), she doesn’t write, say, a regular column, no recipes and no Patreon output. No regular tv work. In fact, when she does get gigs she finds it incredibly easy to drop this never ending stream of work and to suddenly start working similarly long hours on the tv production - so what happens to this ‘work’ that there’s absolutely no evidence of. It was funny also to read her older tweet the other day about needing to sleep for mammoth stretches (16 hours was it?) after covid … how the fuck is that possible?
She’s been making the working all hours claim for years even though it’s clear from her Twitter usage that she does almost no work, yet she brazenly makes the claim to a live audience - and this from some who claims herself incapable of telling a lie.
What she is, above all other things, is a fantasist - she’s told the lie so many times that in her mind it’s fact, and she is no longer capable of separating fact from fiction. You gotta wonder how much of this fantasy world applies to the rest of her life, and the bold claims she makes.
I think we all know why they are
Yes we do.I think we all know why they are
The other week, when she was being criticised for flying over to Dublin. She tried to pretend she hadn't driven in 20 years, washed herself in puddles, only used boiled up soap, and washes her sanpro at 20CBut she doesn’t drive a car because of roundabouts? When did she say it was because of the planet?
I’m glad I’ve seen this at 9.50am not PM because that’s actual nightmare right there.It's her way of dealing with enemies. Then she feeds the pies to her pumble overlord.
I put Jack and pumble into an AI. The results are terrifying. Also does 'Jack' not look a like she was crossed with that wee fella with a skinny cock who also happens not to be a murderer?
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This is by far the most famous example of “womp womp”Is ‘womp womp’ () the new ‘toot toot’? I can’t bring myself to ever type it ever again.
Re. pies… I’ve never seen anything like it, which is a good thing.
Re. new family WhatsApp group… let’s hope no one in the 10 year old group accidentally posts in the new one. ‘She’s banging on about your will again, Dave. Have you got another watch to placate her for a week? Thanks love’
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