Eek, hopefully his little shop wasn't in Amsterdam!
Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs
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I should have placed a sticker over Jack's friend's head on the Insta post. Not sure why I didn't. I'm a bit disappointed in myself, tbh 
Also, I've never heard of Arcade Fire.
Also, I've never heard of Arcade Fire.
No - Old harold works in a
Because we keep saying she doesn't have any friends!
Patchy grunk so might have missed it but has there been any proof she has “met the queen” on multiple occasions?
Poor Jack. "I've done a sex for six hours", "I know people".
Oh wonderful find BG. Not a shift worker then. I had hoped it was our first glimpse of Burger le Bill. After finally managing to escape, would OH risk being within a mile of our heroine?
She has obviously taken to telling every bloke she comes into contact with that they are her bodyguard. I bet she giggles winningly and toys with her hair.
Smol Pixie, permanently in need of rescue, applications from strong men welcomed. Please include bank statements with CV.
Sorry, not aquaponics, an underground farm.
Seems the type to have a big car, that’s all I’m saying.
I’m here for Jack’s “Friendship ended with women, now bald middle-aged men are my meal ticket” era, anyway.
"Goodbye snotty nose..." she can call it, as it'll be about herself. Toot toot
Polio Jack incoming.
www.essexlive.news
Polio case detected in Southend leaves council 'deeply worried'
The case was confirmed in the People Scrutiny Committee last week
He does look very much like the bloke in the window reflection of one of the pics of Cooper and mini cooper. I wonder if HE knows what happened to the kitten?
Whoever he is, Jack posts these pictures for a reaction. No idea what that is, but for the last few months she wants someone to know that she's apparently surrounded by men. Makes you think.
Sorry for three posts in short succession, I don’t want to start work, but
a) the photo is hilarious because it shows the drastic filtering Jack uses as a default. On her massive toothy gob and shark eyes it’s uncanny valley territory, but on a bald man it’s just full blurry potato. A face with no edges. A soft Camembert visage.
b) that Jack would even joke about needing a bodyguard among a group of fans as milquetoast as that of Arcade Fire demonstrates absolute peak delusion. Literally nobody cares about your existence, Jack, they’re too busy apologising for Win. Also to reduce someone who seems to be quite a successful person to her protection is narc 101.
a) the photo is hilarious because it shows the drastic filtering Jack uses as a default. On her massive toothy gob and shark eyes it’s uncanny valley territory, but on a bald man it’s just full blurry potato. A face with no edges. A soft Camembert visage.
b) that Jack would even joke about needing a bodyguard among a group of fans as milquetoast as that of Arcade Fire demonstrates absolute peak delusion. Literally nobody cares about your existence, Jack, they’re too busy apologising for Win. Also to reduce someone who seems to be quite a successful person to her protection is narc 101.
I know I absolutely LOATHE that term “with this one”. It’s even more ridiculous when no one bleeping knows who “this one” even is!!!
Oh my at the risk of
I follow that company on insta!
She says 'two best boys' though, doesn't she? Alluding to the SB being there?
I'm assuming she has no tastebuds.
Probably from all her years as a down-and-out, drinking methylated spirits and hand sanitiser while living under a bridge and selling her body to whoever could throw 20p her way. Saving up for a single lightbulb... or something.
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So we’re to believe Jack, who lets her Twitter fans (?!) know when she’s been laid & posts photos of her sons bedroom, has met the Queen *on a few occasions* and has never ever mentioned it, alluded to it not us there any proof whatsoever either. This is poverty campaigner (?!) Jack Monroe meeting a multimillionaire head of state more than once yet made no comment on any of her social media in any form? And yet she also was absent from celebrating the jubilee in any way or mentioning this tidbit until the Queen has passed?
She’s a grief tourist pure & true. It’s not enough to find it sad, to feel empathetic. Narcissistic people insert themselves in traumatic and high profile events.
I don’t believe she ever met The Queen and I also think she’ll ignore anyone asking her for more information, proof etc or reply with WHY SHOULD I etc. Because, remember, you’re a bullying troll if you question a narc’s lies.
I think she’s disgusting. The lies she just throws around. Then goes off to a gig! Nope.
She’s a grief tourist pure & true. It’s not enough to find it sad, to feel empathetic. Narcissistic people insert themselves in traumatic and high profile events.
I don’t believe she ever met The Queen and I also think she’ll ignore anyone asking her for more information, proof etc or reply with WHY SHOULD I etc. Because, remember, you’re a bullying troll if you question a narc’s lies.
I think she’s disgusting. The lies she just throws around. Then goes off to a gig! Nope.
She's still getting a pasting in quote tweets. It always kills me when her inner Big Dave centrist jumps out.
Blue tick with big following so won't squig. Don't think this was shared yesterday.
Blue tick with big following so won't squig. Don't think this was shared yesterday.
I was going to comment on the obvious (and hilarious) filter applied, but you've worded it far better than I ever could.
so did bright yellow squig and green squig give away the tickets because they didn’t want to support a now-known sex offender but knew jack wouldn’t give a tit
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