A soft Camembert visage
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Can we nominate this for new thread title please
Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs
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Why Jack sad
Phillip is in a freezer
Why Jack Mad
He was a lovely geezer
That she no doubt also met dozens of times courtesy of her BFF Liz.
Sorry, just really wanted to get the freezer rhyme in there.
Phillip is in a freezer
Why Jack Mad
He was a lovely geezer
That she no doubt also met dozens of times courtesy of her BFF Liz.
Sorry, just really wanted to get the freezer rhyme in there.
Also because it’s well known that people who work 100+ hour weeks are often free at the very last moment for gigs.
I love the way that Bootstrap Cook, always such a stupid brand for so many reasons, has finally mutated into Bootlick Cook. It serves her right for not picking 'Shoestring Cook', which actually makes sense.
Conveniently ill again. "I've got commitments next week that I'd like to get out of. So I am laying a trail."
Also, 'huge speaking/work bit' = doing a share at AA. Speaking to three therapists on speed dial.
Also, 'huge speaking/work bit' = doing a share at AA. Speaking to three therapists on speed dial.
It's MAD how she gets sore throat / lacerations to feet / SEVERE ouchy mouth before work commitments but never before Venice / Arcade Fire / that industrial town in the Netherlands she went to.
Shame it's not going to stop her from tweeting
But thank you for the important update Jack, make sure you announce next time you're going for a wee or putting the kettle on. Nothing else major happening today, after all.
She’s got covid then by sounds of it. Exactly what I just had over the past 10 days. It’s all over Southend
omg jack this is so boring. STOP SAYING BORING THINGS.
Jack has mentioned a cocked hat a lot recently and I didn't know wtf a cocked hat is. Naturally I googled and found out it can be a bicorne or tricorne hat. Given Jack's love of threes, I reckon she would wear a tricorne cocked hat.
And also single parents, and puppy owners
I'm astounded (not really) that a woman who lives on her own catches more viruses and bugs than I as a mother of three does and each of my children goes to a different place of education which increases our susceptibility. 100% she cosplayed being ill to stay off school too.
She's trying a complicated balancing act (“I really want to insert myself in this narrative because I can't help it” + “I really don't want to come across as a royalist to my [apparently] mainly republican audience”). And it's not really working, is it?
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