Good point - she wasn’t bothered about sharing the phone number on the dog tag (the ex’s?) and content is usually only seen when SB isIs it SB's dog and is only there when he is?
I wouldn’t trust her to look after a dog so good it has SB to look after it.She used it in its singular form when she was suing everyone.Just another of her toe-curling expressions that make you wish you’d never learned to read. I think it means ‘look I did an amazing thing’ like we’d maybe use ‘ta-da!’ I mean I’m trying to explain it but it’s clear I don’t really know.
When they get older they turn into the kind of person who tell you about trips where they narrowly and miraculously escaped death. They love telling urban myths and those kind of people nearly made me write a book of collected stories with the title "...and the bomb was meant for me"... because I experienced it numerous times that absolutely boring and very unimportant people would tell me that they narrowly escaped an attack. It just makes me think how all these irrelevant people are constantly persecuted and in imminent danger...
Remember she said ‘you sometimes get lucky and get some artisan smoked stuff’
The Miele C3 has been my favourite vacuumto date. Has a retractable cord to avoid chewing incidents and even has a curtain attachment so you can vacuum your Strawberry Thief window coverings. Honestly the best vacuum cleaner I've ever owned. It's even better than a garden broom, Jack.
We’ve already lost one Queen, we simply cannot afford to lose another. Go well, smol one, go well and rest.
The irony. We've mostly changed it to 'canal'.
The only thing Jack has in common with the queen is living in way too big houses.
This for next thread title “ It looks and sounds like it’s a vacuum packed load of unruly labias.”
Can't you just do that thing where you boil a tin of condensed milk? Keep meaning to try that but sure it's going to end with either a) Me eating an entire tin of condensed milk 'caramel', or b) the kitchen ceiling being taken out by an exploding tin of condensed milk. Neither are great, tbh.
Gotta stash them SOMEWHERE, eh?The spoons
And BACON sandwiches, to boot! What a horror Jack is.
I find this too.Further to the very valid fundraising questions. Nothing sums up the absolute outrage of her opaque methods of fundraising more than the Ralf Little “but she gives it all to the Trussell Trust” or however he put it. Casual people (like the stupid squig replying to her about unnecessary flying on her day of the Dublin jaunt) really do think she is Saint Jackie giving all that cash to the respectable organisation that is Trussell Trust - who should be horrified and ashamed at being used as a shield and deflection for the personal grift.
Incidently - I have a very close family member that is a leftie lesbian chefand she rarely has the time or patience for tv cookery. She occasionally catches up with Great British Menu but the only one she watches every year is the Bake Off Professionals (Crème de la Crème as I think it was once called). She messaged me recently wowing over a couple of Nadias recipes she had caught by pure accident and thought they looked and sounded great! Further to this conversation, I asked her if she had heard of Jack Monroe - in relation to making a quick chilli with cooked tins of beans - and she had literally never heard of “him”. The moral of the story is, she really isn’t as well known as she thinks she is. Even with people you would think would have heard of her.
I wonder if she’ll rewrite the now-rewritten original dedication to deliciously ordinary ex OH in her new book which according to her at time of writing meant he still had to be with her next spring.
Anything from the bin in the corner of the bacon factory
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