Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs

[elepal]

SHE LEFT DIED

 

[Nurseali]

i think it's been established that I've had more communication with the late monarch than jack has

i think it's time for an original work (I'm freestyling and terrible at poetry here)

why jack cry?
old lizard die

do you weep, cowmilla?
do you weep
when the fraus are deep in their sleep?

why jack cry?
no queen visit nigh

why you cry?
old lizard die
met at the gates by
diana
revenge is nigh

The revenge is she has been riding Philip since he arrived.

Too soon?

 

[MemoryLane]

I really hope my employer leaves it alone. For those who like the monarchy/queen I am sure it is a sad day. I am not one of them (I also do not rejoice, really. Just looking at some of the reporting rather dumbfounded and happy I can watch streaming services the coming week).

I also think that her death is such a blow because there is nothing really to excited about in the near future in the UK. There is the cost of living crisis after a decade of austerity measures and a pandemic, Brexit problems at the borders that can't be solved by magical thinking, a chaotic incompetent PM being replaced by a calculating but incompetent PM....No wonder really people look back at the past and become nostalgic and sad over symbols like the queen or the royal family.

Though I admit when I heard a tweet being read from Zelensky saying the people of the Ukraine had the Brits in their thougths and prayers during this time I thought it was rather obscene. Compared with a country in a war, this one only lost a symbolic celebrity who lead a long and privileged life.

Anyway, sorry if this was off topic, but the one constant we could count on was Jack being annnoying about it! SOme things never change.

So glad it’s not just me that feels like this!

 

[Molly24]

Absolute LOL at Jack cosplaying as some kind of Marxist while writing a wanky tribute to an obscenely wealthy paedophile-defending monarch who died in comfort after 9 decades of colonial pillaging. Go and shite, Jack.

 

[hooplifehero]

Jack can benchpress…

 

[Mr Krabs]

tit just got real.

 

[PeepholePringle]

Why Jack have blues?
Queen tragic news.
Jack Queen mention
For tweet attention

 

[Mel Donte]

why you sniff
No more deadlift!

Not the only reason she sniffs

 

[PeepholePringle]

Why Jack genuflect?
Charles's loyal subject

Why Jack sniff?
Southend snowdrift

 

[That Forensic Man]

Spoiler: In memoriam

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Jack's been getting criticism, JKR has been getting people wishing her dead in the QTs of her dead queeny take. That's why I doubt Jack's endless abuse claims.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Head of news and current affairs at C4 has been awfully quiet

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Head of news and current affairs at C4 has been awfully quiet

I'd imagine Jack's been messaging her today so maybe she's hidden lost her phone.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Oh right, so we can criticize if it’s legitimate. Got it. Thanks for all you do, Jack. How did your parents meet?

 

[That Forensic Man]

Clue's in the name pal

Spoiler: More 'non-legitimate' criticism

ETA more bootlicker cook mentions

 

[Cucumberthunder]

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Seriously, who has hijacked her phone? A non-snark response.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

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Oof. Why does she do it to herself? This one has actually made me want to hide until it’s gone.

 

[kachoochoo]

dunno if it affects the bench pressing, but i remember reading in the graun long read about what happens when "london bridge falls", that the coffin is 3 inches thick, so that's gonna be heavy

i have also learned this evening that philip has apparently been in refrigerated storage since his death so they can be interred together and i don't know what to do with this information except tell you guys

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I'd imagine Jack's been messaging her today so maybe she's hidden lost her phone.

She must have been locked out of twitter for 3 days...since about the same time she was tagged in the 'prove to everyone you were babysitting SB for me' tweet.
She was on insta yesterday.

Makes you think.

Poor woman.