Lizzie gawn.
Lack of scorn.
Jackie mourn?
Nah, just perform.
Lack of scorn.
Jackie mourn?
Nah, just perform.
Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs
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Jack went to Dublin for the day, presumably Accompanied by her close protection team. It cost £15 so, given the prices in that fair city, they took Their own pumble.
This morning Jack shared lines from a Neil Kinnock speech but, due to the death of Queen Elizabeth who she met several times, is not activating today.
Hopefully normal service will be resumed tomorrow or even in an hour If the Squigs keep mithering her
This morning Jack shared lines from a Neil Kinnock speech but, due to the death of Queen Elizabeth who she met several times, is not activating today.
Hopefully normal service will be resumed tomorrow or even in an hour If the Squigs keep mithering her
Coming from the far, far past.
But surely Huw is due a piss and a sandwich?
But surely Huw is due a piss and a sandwich?
Why jack weep?
Had no sleep
End of career?
Gives people diarrhea
Had no sleep
End of career?
Gives people diarrhea
She'll be punching things like that time she went mental in the pictures on account of a The Poverty flashback during I, Daniel Blake,You won by one point!I thought it was going to be like that Oscars Moonlight /Lala Land chaos.
On topic, Jack has not tweeted for three hours…
Noooooo! Far too early….
Why Jack frown?
London Bridge fell down
London Bridge fell down
If you're in and around Southend and just heard an almighty bang, don't panic. It was just Marxist Leninist Dave doing a three gun salute to R Lizzie.
On an aside, HAS anyone ever actually seen JM and Penny Red in the same room?
Are we SURE they're not actually the same person?
I'm struggling to believe they wouldn't cancel each other out and cause an Anomaly if they truly both existed AND within the SE England.
Are we SURE they're not actually the same person?
I'm struggling to believe they wouldn't cancel each other out and cause an Anomaly if they truly both existed AND within the SE England.
Does anyone know if the Queen received any deliveries of pickled radishes recently?
You know how it is, you meet the head of state a few times and don't mention it to one of your longest standing (only) friends.
“I slunk down The Mall, past the crumpled bus tickets discarded by poorly-shod infants. As I approached the gates of the palace, I let out a howl and punched the base of the statute of Queen Victoria, then collapsed, sobbing, curling myself into a ball. A man quietly sidled up to me, offered me a werthers original, whispering “thank you Jack, for all you do” I looked up for a chair to throw, or a radiator to rip off a wall when I stopped, slack jawed. I’d been speechless a few times and in many fictitious emotionally overblown scenarios before, but...Krishnan, mate I stuttered.”
Or was it a Pumble-related gastric distress signal?
Jack be humble, Liz be ded.
Jack wear crown upon her hed.
Yes, yes it is.
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Why Jack mourn?
operation Unicorn
operation Unicorn
Squigs make Jack eat Pumble Pie.
Coz Jack did cry when Queenie die.
Coz Jack did cry when Queenie die.
Can you post this again in...oh, I don't know, about 30 pages, dear heart? No particular reason.
So was it…no…it couldn’t be…but, maybe…was it Liz who was one of her friends in ICU?
🫡
Why Jack down?
Death of ‘The Crown’
Performative hate of all things monarchy?
Of course … but long live Charlie!
Death of ‘The Crown’
Performative hate of all things monarchy?
Of course … but long live Charlie!
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