Or suspiciously Pumble-shaped presents.
(Radish, radish, on the plate.
Jack is sad that Queen is late.
Radish, radish, in the bin.
Has radish done our Queenie in?)
Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs
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(Radish, radish, on the plate.
Jack is sad that Queen is late.
Radish, radish, in the bin.
Has radish done our Queenie in?)
I love these threads!!! 
What if it was Balmoral she visited instead? Makes you think
why you cry?
Bestie die
why you sniff
No more deadlift!
I have met Penny RedOn an aside, HAS anyone ever actually seen JM and Penny Red in the same room?
Are we SURE they're not actually the same person?
I'm struggling to believe they wouldn't cancel each other out and cause an Anomaly if they truly both existed AND within the SE England.
a few times in this mad life - her first words to me were “what are your pronouns”, and her last were “we must hang out”reader, we did not hang out ever again
if the above sounds like parody it’s actually true
Why Jack frown?
Squig total down
Squig total down
Jacks drawer of cocks pays tribute.
why you shiver?
Clitorial fever
Jack Monroe is a bleep
It's a short poem.
It's a short poem.
This is one of the most pointless and stupid teenagerish 'My Dad is bigger than your Dad, so nerrrrrr' lies she has ever told
. It really is . 'This mad life' 
.Has she marked herself
safe from imminent danger like she has done in the past when she was no where near the awful event? God knows close protection services are going to be BUSY over the coming days.My sympathies. Do you know if a) Laurie aka Content is named after Laurie aka Penny, and also b) if the perky pixies are friends.I have met Penny Red
reader, we did not hang out ever again
if the above sounds like parody it’s actually true
They seem far too alike not to be either best buds, frenemies or best enemies.
Just popping in to ask when in the name of Jesus Titting Christ did Jack meet the Queen?! Not just once but a ‘few times’?! She has to make it all about her doesn’t she?
Am I late to the party in realising JM is just female cosplaying Rik? Kevin Turvey too, I might become a 78 truther
Thumbs up yes
Thumbs up yes
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Well I just had to search her and she sounds like a proper naus. The above sounds exactly as I’d expect a meeting with her to go! Her style of writing is ever so Jack or Jack’s is ever so like hers! Awful. Feminist gender goblin? Ew.I have met Penny Red
reader, we did not hang out ever again
if the above sounds like parody it’s actually true
We’ve identified the People’s Poet crossover but actually, she’s like Rik on twitter, and Turvey on TV
"Hands up who likes me!
I said hands up who likes me!"
Why Jack wail?
Twitter fail.
Queen expired
Tweets backfired.
Twitter fail.
Queen expired
Tweets backfired.
I really hope my employer leaves it alone. For those who like the monarchy/queen I am sure it is a sad day. I am not one of them (I also do not rejoice, really. Just looking at some of the reporting rather dumbfounded and happy I can watch streaming services the coming week).
I also think that her death is such a blow because there is nothing really to be excited about in the near future in the UK. There is the cost of living crisis after a decade of austerity measures and a pandemic, Brexit problems at the borders that can't be solved by magical thinking, a chaotic incompetent PM being replaced by a calculating but incompetent PM....No wonder that people look back at the past and become nostalgic and sad over symbols like the queen or the royal family.
Though I admit when I heard a tweet being read from Zelensky saying the people of the Ukraine had the Brits in their thougths and prayers during this time I thought it was rather obscene. Compared with a country in a war, this one only lost a symbolic celebrity, who lead a long and privileged life.
Anyway, sorry if this was off topic, but the one constant we could count on was Jack being annnoying about it! Some things never change.
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This is why people cook you on that gossip app innit.
Very early contender for next thread title I think.
Why Jack strife?
This mad life
Queen departed
Jack's a twit*
*It's kind of a haiku
This mad life
Queen departed
Jack's a twit*
*It's kind of a haiku
i think it's been established that I've had more communication with the late monarch than jack has
i think it's time for an original work (I'm freestyling and terrible at poetry here)
why jack cry?
old lizard die
do you weep, cowmilla?
do you weep
when the fraus are deep in their sleep?
why jack cry?
no queen visit nigh
why you cry?
old lizard die
met at the gates by
diana
revenge is nigh
i think it's time for an original work (I'm freestyling and terrible at poetry here)
why jack cry?
old lizard die
do you weep, cowmilla?
do you weep
when the fraus are deep in their sleep?
why jack cry?
no queen visit nigh
why you cry?
old lizard die
met at the gates by
diana
revenge is nigh
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