Jack must have stockpiled loads of tests because we ran out of our free ones ages ago once the schools stopped giving them out.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs
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Is she delivering the eulogy?
So jack..
Queen dies.
She gigs.
Gets home.
Sees pushbacks in quote tweets.
Now she's sick.
There's a famous distraction technique about expired felines, but I'm not mentioning it.
Instead of walking in and throwing that on the table to distract.. Jack's walking in and serving up the Chicken and lies soup in a Crockpot made of baked cowpats and fermented horse manure.
but I wouldn't want to call her truth telling into question.. obviously...
Queen dies.
She gigs.
Gets home.
Sees pushbacks in quote tweets.
Now she's sick.
There's a famous distraction technique about expired felines, but I'm not mentioning it.
Instead of walking in and throwing that on the table to distract.. Jack's walking in and serving up the Chicken and lies soup in a Crockpot made of baked cowpats and fermented horse manure.
but I wouldn't want to call her truth telling into question.. obviously...
Couple of things.
When I had Covid (more jabs that you can shake a stick at, but omicron cares not!) - the main, and luckily, only symptom I had was a tickly and slightly sore throat.
Secondly, I imagine a certain news adjacent person who probably is/will be working a 100 hour week this week, may well have spare tickets to things to give away at very short notice to friends that are not in the news industry or are definitely not working a hundred hour weeks. Or even not working as much at all of late.
When I had Covid (more jabs that you can shake a stick at, but omicron cares not!) - the main, and luckily, only symptom I had was a tickly and slightly sore throat.
Secondly, I imagine a certain news adjacent person who probably is/will be working a 100 hour week this week, may well have spare tickets to things to give away at very short notice to friends that are not in the news industry or are definitely not working a hundred hour weeks. Or even not working as much at all of late.
I had symptoms for one day. That were VERY cold like, really caught me off guard when it was covid
Do you mean this one?
First posted in February 2021 and posted many times since because it's an absolute work of art.
Sounds like my dose of covid in August.
No more poems for now, chaps. Time to end that particular creative corner. Ta!
I for one am enjoying the photoshops.
There’s enough mawkish shite on every media platform and will be for weeks and weeks.
Need some joviality here, and how inexplicably kind of Jack to provide it.
There’s enough mawkish shite on every media platform and will be for weeks and weeks.
Need some joviality here, and how inexplicably kind of Jack to provide it.
Have you been snogging the Monroe?
Sounds like a sex act.. Snogging The Monroe.. I've decided it means:
Having sexual relations with a person you know to be deceiving you.
I like the photoshops, they are part of the tradition of these threads. Also, dark humour is a way of coping, just sayin'
She’s been asked to interview King Charles about the Cost of Living crisis, not sure if he’ll cancel
The very idea.
Luckily for you, I don't have a pro bono lawyer on speed dial, so I'm not going to get my forever home out of this gross libel.
Now duck off.
She’s SO ILL but has managed to day trip to Dublin, accept dubious gig tickets & work (tweet) 100 hr weeks without a bed to sleep on (apart from the crap covered spare room one).
That’s at least 2 days SBs been at Dad’s. Wonder what the split is- what’s the betting their unofficial even split is actually every other weekend with Jack?
That’s at least 2 days SBs been at Dad’s. Wonder what the split is- what’s the betting their unofficial even split is actually every other weekend with Jack?
Big Dave at it again.
This is a very immediate onset; especially so soon after going to a gig last night without any hint of illness.
Exactly, you can be fully jabbed and be careful and still get it. Also trotting across and out of the country does expose Jack (and her CEV family) to more people.
I know that's not what she means but chilli in the lungs sounds like a torture method.
If only this could be mandated in life.
Ha no that's not Harold! Harold is C level at his company but not CEO. He is finance-adjacent rather than actual finance in the city too - that's all I can say unfortunately. I have actually seen a picture of him too, he is rather easy on the eyes so fair play to Jack for ensnaring him albeit fairly briefly! Wish I could say more but 🔺️
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