I've never actually read the pumble recipe before. Where's the crumble bit? I thought it was the base or under the pastry or something. That's just a shit pie.Unless I was in a fuge state and imagined the whole thing (entirely possible, it’s been a long few months in the Jackiverse), an intrepid frau has actually made a Pumble and posted the most glorious step by step.
ETA I have found the glory that was @colouredlines pumble-along
Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
No idea where this will land as I’m permanently on the eternal grunk but I posted a few weeks ago that I’d noticed my boyfriend started following Jack on Twitter. He’s quite left wing and I suspect he is fooled by her politics. I’ve just had the crushing realisation that it’s seeing her on his...tattle.life
Christ. I retract my ‘I’ll make 10 pumbles‘ bet. I’ll give a tenner to my local dog rescue instead.Unless I was in a fuge state and imagined the whole thing (entirely possible, it’s been a long few months in the Jackiverse), an intrepid frau has actually made a Pumble and posted the most glorious step by step.
ETA I have found the glory that was @colouredlines pumble-along
Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
No idea where this will land as I’m permanently on the eternal grunk but I posted a few weeks ago that I’d noticed my boyfriend started following Jack on Twitter. He’s quite left wing and I suspect he is fooled by her politics. I’ve just had the crushing realisation that it’s seeing her on his...tattle.life
Last time i was in dublin, me and mr too many found a real backstreet gem. The poor old barman bought us over our drinks gammy leg and all. Bless him.Of course she went there thats Dublin ain't it.
Freddy Krueger?I've just watched the mug pasta recipe and she says you can pierce the clingfilm with a sharp fingernail if you're 'one of those people'. One of what people? Goblins?
Yes one tweet and she received quite a bit of kickback for it. She said she’d donate any money not needed in a reply I think. Quite a few asked for refunds over the weekend and she did agree to refund one that I saw.Cheers @GrannyOgg
There is no way on earth that Fox and Daubney will back down and I wouldn't be surprised if they've agreed to look after Anderson in terms of fees as he's potentially the weakest link in terms of coming under pressure from his party to drop it and knowing he's at risk of not being re-elected come 2024 so might see it as worth settling for financial reasons. Reclaim seems to be pretty well financed and they'd easily raise funds were they to go down the crowdfunder route. There's a lot of money in online culture warring. I strongly suspect she's lying about the letters but we shall see. She has until May 13th 2023 to take action, so if the silence continues after that date we'll know nothing came of it. From memory I think it was just one tweet soliciting paypal donations but I could be wrong.
A competition with Jack Monroe books as prize. Did many people enter?Hi guys,
long time lurker, first time poster here. I have become for some reason absolutely obsessed by the ongoing grift. I’ve actually done a competition beforeand purchased the winner two of her books, then Awfully Molly opened my eyes and ever since, things have started falling quite into place for me.
one thing I don’t understand though, SURELY someone like who loves her friends or family can sit her down and tell her what an idiot she is making of herself? Going on on Twitter about Essex Police and bodyguards. Cringe.
I've never actually read the pumble recipe before. Where's the crumble bit? I thought it was the base or under the pastry or something. That's just a shit pie.
heading into a meeting - going to the lav
DOn't question Jack, she has mastered time travel!!!*Half a million Dublin sofas hide under a mat.*
"Point me to where I said I had APPLIED?! Where did I say those words?"Is she sleeping on the sofa a try and up the patreon numbers again or squeeze a few more PayPal donations? As I can’t see why she’s doing it other than sympathy, what with there being a perfectly usable bed in the spare/sort room. Given she has far more space than most why does she need multiple rooms to sort her crap out? Why move it about? If you pick something up you must know if you want it or not.
If I was housemate I’d be most upset if half the downstairs was filled with junk and Jack was dramatically draped on the sofa failing to sleep due to her two imaginary friends in ICU, rage tweeting.
Thank goodness she has the occasional booty call from the absolutely not married and totally does exist fresh love in her life, who is happy to walk through piles of shite late in the evening, guided only by the glow of solar bulbs, to give Jack one on the sofa covered in dog hairs or on her son’s bed surrounded by Lego Star Wars figures.
Living the dream. It’s a shame none of those jobs she applied for got back to her. After chicken liver and black pudding lasagne, making a Big Mac would be a doddle, surely?
Note the word "we" as in combined income of the household - there are people who are in dire need of a "how to read words" lesson....
it’s like trying to nail jelly to a wall"Point me to where I said I had APPLIED?! Where did I say those words?"
(Think she said she had just filled applications)
This is the best thing ever.14 May
1.12 pm tweeted she’d instructed a lawyer ( note this was a Saturday)
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I can't find it on a reverse image search, think she is actually there.Other than the (possibly stolen*) pub sign image, is there any proof she was in Dublin? I'm so sceptical about anything she states now.
(*Remember she put up the stock photo of the Westminster sunset when she was saying 'good morning' to HoP? So fucking inane.)
I think she wants a baby so she can continue poor single mother routine rattle rattleI feel that now is the time to say something that's been on my mind for a while. The problem is I don't want to be fallen out with or be misunderstood. I am nice, honestly.
Here goes.
Jack is after fellas now because she is getting too old to be of interest to older, rich lesbians. In my experience ( decades ago but I don't think it's changed much ) The elder would get great sex from a keen youngster in exchange for being treated to things. Not necessarily money but access to the in crowd, meeting people who are on the scene and popular, being taken places in cars and taxis, that kind of thing.
But these youngsters become irritating before long. They take too much and get clingy. Sex wanes. They must think anyone over 30 is grateful for any bit of anything.
She's not butch, never has been. She had a baby dyke cuteness that doesn't work at her age. Harsh, but true. Most folks move on, find a niche to be comfortable with and enjoy life as it is. Not Jack.
Oh no.
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