I was in the office yesterday for the first time in ages and a colleague said jokingly that she was thinking of resigning and putting her feet online for only fans. It got us on to grifting/influencing. I mentioned Jack, no one had heard of her. Ok so I am old and the rest of the team are younger (20-37), but they didn’t have a clue who she was. Ninnies, it was reassuring.Why do people think Jack is that important?
I speed-read through that article (can't stand the way she writes!) and wasAlso guys did you all notice that Jack started her tribute to Harry Leslie Smith by saying that it was because of her that he started social justice campaigning(from around the 37 minute mark)
Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her
This made me roll up, I'd love to see her just pass the application stage, let alone the other tests, or the medical, that would be a laugh. Hi Jack, why do you want this job? *Whines* My ex left me and I can’t afford my rent on a bungalow in one of the most expensive parts of the country and...tattle.life
Oh heck, has she actually cooked those sausages? They look fecking raw to me!
Haha I'd forgotten that, you just made me spill my tea!Which thankfully for everyone only involves rubbing her wrist!!!
A Jack troll with her new hair cut.Why are we all nudies, Cookie?
PS I'm the purple haired one.
Oops, jumped the gun.
Sausage and prawn! Sausage and prawn?
Laurie is Content because we suspect Jack just got her for Twitter content purposes. She does not have a good track record with animals. Pumble is a foul pudding recipe Jack did a while back, you'll get it on her site or on an old thread.Irrelevant, I know, but as a Newbie, could someone maybe explain the origins of 'pumble' and why Laurie is known as 'Content', please?
Couldn't see anything relating to this in the Wiki. Sorry if I missed it.
I want the pink fluffy effortWhy are we all nudies, Cookie?
PS I'm the purple haired one.
Oops, jumped the gun.
This just screams food poisoning to me.
Three spoons? Three? Why??? unless those prawns are fist sized it’s not exactly a sharing portion.Pumble...
Y'know this will sound awful but.... I don't believe a word of it. She's been having the rise taken out of her.... a death threat should cause a pity party for her. Just my opinion but.... it runs like clockwork.....Jack popped up to reply to a blue tick, other than that it's a quiet one... maybe she's grunking
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Hope you all enjoyed a wonderfully performatively outraged day
Why is it so raw??PIG ‘N PRAWN PROLAPSE, THIS IS NOT A WARNING, ALERT ALERT, EVACUATE THE INTERNET
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Why are there three utensils in it? Are they escape chutes for the traumatised puff pastry blobs? Sorry, technical term.Pumble...
LJC, That's worse than I rememberedPumble...
As we know she does have a lot of spoons that she was *cough* giftedThree spoons? Three? Why??? unless those prawns are fist sized it’s not exactly a sharing portion.
I’m longing for a ruler next to all her foodcrime photos so we can check for scale, like on fossilhunting websites when they find an ancient dinopoo.
Sausages and prawns, those well-known food pairings.PIG ‘N PRAWN PROLAPSE, THIS IS NOT A WARNING, ALERT ALERT, EVACUATE THE INTERNET
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