I could imagine that after a while when the fuss about her sleeping on the sofa dies doen, she'll announce that in preparation for the Big Move, she's going to be living in a tent in the garden since its the same size as her new flat
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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Ah I love the part where he asks his parents what sort of son they would have liked & they take the whole supermarket visit and journey home telling him
His dad wanted a ruddy cheeked, womanising sportsman and his mum wanted a lefty, willowy, wise soul whose best friend was an old African woman. To bring it back to Jack, that’s a conversation I’d love to overhear.
Yeah me neither.
She has deployed the “yes but because” defence again, something we’ve come to expect from her against this class of opposition. We have simultaneously too much information about the sleeping arrangements and too little reasoned logic. It’s a classic Monroeuver at this stage in the game Jeff, and we can expect to see more of this tactic in the second half. I’m thinking it’ll go to extra time.There is no logic at all to this.
She is using SB's bedroom as a dumping group thus displacing him - instead of using the cleared outside shed or the usually locked (duck knows why) dining room. Both on the ground floor so easier to shift stuff from.
She is choosing to sleep for 6 months on a sofa. Even though she is disabled. And recently the pain was worse than it had ever been. But there is still a bed in SB'S old room. And she gave away a sofa bed.
I could attempt a Venn diagram of the permutations she keeps suggesting but I know I'd still be baffled anyway.
No way Burger La Bill gave her a relish top up for 6 hours on that sofa.
It's forensically authentic...Mmmm taramasalata made with chardonnay vinegar
I'm still waiting on the brand of the pastel jumper that's been in the wash since Easter
Based on that criteria my shop has been £6.90 ....I win Jack!
This time last year...
We were in the short-lived cabbage era and thread #205 spanned 7 DAYS. SEVEN DAYS!
We were in the short-lived cabbage era and thread #205 spanned 7 DAYS. SEVEN DAYS!
I’m only just crawling onto page one after an exhausting day of existence, so have likely missed many a hilarious chaos, but I’d really love this to be a thread title!
Now duck off x
She's marked out the size of the flat with tape and is using a piece of cardboard to represent furniture/content/herself to see if it will fit
Here at Pimpinella Towers we use them. Admittedly the napkins are mostly vintage ones and fit with my desire to live in the 1950s...when men wore hats and opened doors...not traaazers falling down and elbowed you out the way...
Alright Frau,
Anyone have access through their local library?
I'm curious if this is just a rehash of her precious BBC Good Food horrors
Anyone have access through their local library?
I'm curious if this is just a rehash of her precious BBC Good Food horrors
You’ve just reminded me of another era. Curly Hair Jack. Wait, was she following that thing or was she drying her hair with leggings because she is lazy?
PLEASE LET IT BE COOKING WITH AN IRON.
The diabetes thing may be my aneurism and it hasn't even happened yet.
T1 diabetes is one of the auto-immune conditions I have that I mentioned in my other posts. Had it around 30yrs now since I was 11. The prospect of her giving dietry advice in any form to T1 diabetics is terrifying... if she doesn't get 'em with malnutrition she'll get 'em with dodgy carb advice!
T1 diabetes is one of the auto-immune conditions I have that I mentioned in my other posts. Had it around 30yrs now since I was 11. The prospect of her giving dietry advice in any form to T1 diabetics is terrifying... if she doesn't get 'em with malnutrition she'll get 'em with dodgy carb advice!
Maybe to brown it off.
I love you. (Now duck off!)I’ve downloaded it
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Please let it be the ripening/exploding fruit in the microwave.
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