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Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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Quoting myself like a (proud) ninny but I just thought of Adrian saying ‘I have never seen a dead body or a female nipple. This is what comes of living in a cul de sac’. Made me laugh all over again. We need laughs here in the Frau Squad.
I bet it’s because they were ludicrously and unnecessarily expensive!
She could really do with doing this.
I know him, I'll ask him , brb
I’m suspicious about why she needs an empty freezer so soon.Or maybe I watch too many real crime programs!
It really makes you think.
It's very much along the lines of "all the world is controlled by a cabal of Jewish white men" blah blah blah.
probably mostly in american parlance TBH.
ETA:
from google:https://www.ajc.org/translatehate/cabal
Very long time lurker here. I found you after Jack blocked me for questioning her Covid quarantine times. You’ve all kept me very amused by her antics since then and I don’t miss seeing any of her posts first hand.
I’ve just watched BBC news with a fairly lengthy section chatting to a community in Southend about how the cost of living crisis is affecting them. No mention or sighting of our food saviour Jack, even though I’m sure she was in the area today.
I’ve just watched BBC news with a fairly lengthy section chatting to a community in Southend about how the cost of living crisis is affecting them. No mention or sighting of our food saviour Jack, even though I’m sure she was in the area today.
'Do you weep, Jack Monroe, do you weep?
Do you weep like a sad willow on your 200 thread count pillow?'
Husband was inspired by today’s recipe ideas list to create his first ever meme…
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There is no logic at all to this.
She is using SB's bedroom as a dumping group thus displacing him - instead of using the cleared outside shed or the usually locked (duck knows why
) dining room. Both on the ground floor so easier to shift stuff from. She is choosing to sleep for 6 months on a sofa. Even though she is disabled. And recently the pain was worse than it had ever been. But there is still a bed in SB'S old room. And she gave away a sofa bed.
I could attempt a Venn diagram of the permutations she keeps suggesting but I know I'd still be baffled anyway.
How's he taking the break up?
Vlad, please stop giving me ads for stunt hair. I haven't got a book coming out at a nebulous, ever-shifting time so don't need to worry about continuity x
She was BUSY writing her stupid MEAL IDEAS lists and being a tit on Twitter.
Ooo I'm rewatching Line of Duty from the start.... Jackie Lavatory!!!I’m suspicious about why she needs an empty freezer so soon.
It's ridiculous. I have many health issues that cause widespread pain, most noticeably my back. I have slept on the sofa maybe twice in 15 years and that was when my husband's snoring meant I couldn't get to sleep (I'm usually the bad snorer). I've also moved a lot, including downsizing and have never "practiced" living in fewer rooms. It's not normal.
No base sheet or duvet or even a blanket? She's not sleeping on the sofa.
She used to recommend rehydrating a 3 (or 4?) year old jar of mustard for actual human consumption, it’s not been mentioned for a while tho, thankfully.
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