Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

[Django]

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Have you tried this, Jack? It's a new function I think you might be interested in

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I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt lmao

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Oh dear, another opportunity lost, you fucknugget, Aldi have employed a nutritionist

Aldi's new meal plan feeds a family of four for £40 a week

ALDI has teamed up with TV nutritionist Lily Soutter to help savvy shoppers eat well for less despite soaring food prices.

www.express.co.uk

 

[Nurseali]

Oh dear, another opportunity lost, you fucknugget, Aldi have employed a nutritionist

Aldi's new meal plan feeds a family of four for £40 a week

ALDI has teamed up with TV nutritionist Lily Soutter to help savvy shoppers eat well for less despite soaring food prices.

www.express.co.uk

A pretty blond one who looks and sounds sane
Fancy that

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Alreet folks. Something's telling me there's some chaos on the horizon. Pure speculation but I can taste it in the air.

 

[mackjonroe]

I’m so shocked she’s not been booked for tv solidly for the next few weeks what with her political expertise, education, work experience, shining personality, integrity and poise.

Alreet folks. Something's telling me there's some chaos on the horizon. Pure speculation but I can taste it in the air.

Oh I bleeping hope so.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

Pate and lentil…. That’s got to look like meat sick.

 

[Sweetcouchpotato]

Performative shop time!

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I'd go for a water chestnut, spam, mackerel and spinach lasagne with a parsnip, prune and black pudding salad, Jack, please.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

The irony that Jack Monroe is wilfully sharing false statements about parking guy online, that are verifiable false. She set a precedent with winning in court against Hopkins. How beautifully poetic would it be if parking dude used that precedent, took HER to court and bankrupted the vile bleeping scammer?

 

[SendReceive]

A pretty blond one who looks and sounds sane
Fancy that

“Harley Street nutritionist Lily Soutter”.

Uh oh. That will send Jack thermonuclear if she sees it.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Oh dear, another opportunity lost, you fucknugget, Aldi have employed a nutritionist

Aldi's new meal plan feeds a family of four for £40 a week

ALDI has teamed up with TV nutritionist Lily Soutter to help savvy shoppers eat well for less despite soaring food prices.

www.express.co.uk

Fantastic. How can we help boost this using as many of Jack Monroe's hash tags etc so she inadvertently drives traffic to Aldi

 

[HotesTilaire]

On my train home and pondering Jack's whole 'I don't chuck out food and buy fresh the next week, do you?!' responses when asked about the £20 shop.

Has it ever ever ever occurred to her that some people (and I count myself amongst them) buy exactly the amount of food they will need for the week and- barring oil, butter and some dried herbs- use it all up? I do it because I can't abide waste.

Plenty do it because they literally can't afford to have a bleeping Aladdin's cave of food to 'top up' their shop. Their shop is exactly what they have bought for the week. No leftovers.

But it’s her latest zinger and she likes deploying it!

 

[WolfIrish]

Can’t wait for her to find “low” sugar dark chocolate for less than £1.50

(and that’s Lindt 85-90%…..when it’s on offer. Otherwise it’s £2-£2.40)

Boots no added sugar milk is £2 for 100g

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

The fact she doesn't realise bananas are one of the worst fruits if you are low carb says it all. And I still want to know where you can buy dark chocolate that is sugar free and a 12 year old would eat and not hate you for life

She doesn't understand the metabolism of fructose at all

 

[BurgerLaBill]

There was a news piece on just (BBC) about low incomes and Southend. It featured a CAFE in Southend. Why the duck doesn't she reach out and help? Maybe she has, I dunno?

 

[SendReceive]

Alreet folks. Something's telling me there's some chaos on the horizon. Pure speculation but I can taste it in the air.

Same. Just nervous about keeping up with work when it happens…

 

[mackjonroe]

Can’t wait for her to find “low” sugar dark chocolate for less than £1.50

(and that’s Lindt 85-90%…..when it’s on offer. Otherwise it’s £2-£2.40)

Boots no added sugar milk is £2 for 100g

She made it and drained the sugar off. There’s no limit to her talents.

 

[jenny2603]

Fantastic. How can we help boost this using as many of Jack Monroe's hash tags etc so she inadvertently drives traffic to Aldi

Crank up the socials I'm going to promote Aldi like Jack begging for an Asda contract.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

There was a news piece on just (BBC) about low incomes and Southend. It featured a CAFE in Southend. Why the duck doesn't she reach out and help? Maybe she has, I dunno?

Probably barred

 

[Django]

But it’s her latest zinger and she likes deploying it!

I don't know what dog food costs now in the UK, but by my reckoning those tiny gold tins that Jack feeds Cooper + Content's food would cost about £20? Really makes you think

 

[Nurseali]

Can’t wait for her to find “low” sugar dark chocolate for less than £1.50

(and that’s Lindt 85-90%…..when it’s on offer. Otherwise it’s £2-£2.40)

Boots no added sugar milk is £2 for 100g

The boots one is lush but makes you tit through the eye of a needle.
Malitol is the worst sugar substitute you can buy. It's a chemical explosion in your gut

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Oh dear, another opportunity lost, you fucknugget, Aldi have employed a nutritionist

Aldi's new meal plan feeds a family of four for £40 a week

ALDI has teamed up with TV nutritionist Lily Soutter to help savvy shoppers eat well for less despite soaring food prices.

www.express.co.uk

Does the link to that meal plan in the article actually work for anyone? My computer's having none of it and I can't find it on the Aldi website.

ETA Oh wait I've got it, there's a bracket on the end of the url for some reason. Working link here for everyone.