Popping in from the past to say
“Cabbage…in a quiche…?”
“Cabbage…in a quiche…?”
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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The two friends in ICU is a new excuse, we've gotta give her that 
Buy hats, I’m smitten with this squig x
.Yeah Yeah - been on here reading have you? So death threats didn't work with the pity party so now this..... sure you have..... I mean she may have but let's face it she lies that much it's probably not true..... besides when was she ever polite on Twitter?
Yes the fridge or a cupboard. A small amount of the ingredients seem to be from a freezer.
Apparently she has to empty the freezer as she is giving it to someone.
I use an app that holds my recipes and keeps track of what I have in the freezer. I've also got a fairly good grasp of what's in the fridge and cupboards. Menu planning goes like so:
- Open menu planning website and outlook diary. Check if there are any days when I'm out in the evening.
- Use menu planning website to plan week's menus, being careful I'm not left with half a block of feta or something weird to carry over
- open shopping list part of menu planning website, tick off the things I know I have plenty of.
- grab phone, open menu planning app on phone, go to shopping list bit.
- Take phone into kitchen, check the remaining bits on the list, delete the ones I have.
- Go shopping with much smaller list
Getting down to one freezer like most people have! (Was there nothing in the other freezer she gave away the other week?)
Also......where are the frozen fishies?!
I'm a few years older than Jack and I think by the time she was 16 that was about the normal age to get one?? And Nokia's were, in the main, the phone to have still unless you were a corpor
This is an abomination.
#BE KIND MEANS BE bleeping KIND TO ME YOU
Oh blimey I'd forgotten she gave away a freezer recently.Getting down to one freezer like most people have! (Was there nothing in the other freezer she gave away the other week?)
Also......where are the frozen fishies?!
And I really don't want to think about her meaty flurries
Ooh I need this in my life
On a grunt so sorry if it’s been mentioned, but you reminded me of this Mel C masterpiece.
‘I can’t live without my phone
BUT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A HOME’
Poetry.
Meaty flurry - toooo soon!
The strange food combination ideas are distractions. Don’t fall for it.
where did the Teemill money go and where does it continue to go?
and what’s happening to the Patreons Jack?
its all about the Grift.
where did the Teemill money go and where does it continue to go?
and what’s happening to the Patreons Jack?
its all about the Grift.
How much do you think she had to hold off saying three?The two friends in ICU is a new excuse, we've gotta give her that
Random fridge recipe: lard, strawberry petit filou and celery rissoles.
But why does a 90% vegan even have enough meat in their freezer for a "meaty flurry"? I legitimately am 80-90% vegan, and currently in the freezer I have half a package of shaved beef left over from making bulgogi a couple of weeks ago. Everything else is plants.
First up Jack, stop trying to play the sympathy card.
Second of all I don't believe you even have 2 friends, never mind the statistical odds of both sadly facing an ICU visit at the same time.
Thirdly I do believe you've been awake 3 nights (rare I believe anything you say, so this is a special moment, dear heart) but not through worry for imaginary friends, more from sudden and sustained inclement weather
Feel free to track me found by eye pea address for a private chat on all the above points if you'd prefer
If she's having a bad time (and obvs get well soon to the people in hosp) why has she suddenly decided to write and tweet three handwritten pages of recipe mad libs?
Like, have a nap, make a brew. Dare I say it...touch some grass.
Like, have a nap, make a brew. Dare I say it...touch some grass.
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