Might have been done already but, it’s all about her isn’t it. Take a compliment Jack without being passive aggressive.
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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She really should stop feeding these 'friends', it's a sure fire way to finish them off.
I bet her friends in the ICU would be happy for her to use them as human shields because she can't take even mild criticism, if they actually existed.
Far too early but 'Jack is rude to literally everyone' would make a great thread title.
Also to whoever suggested making the thread titles more SEO friendly (like the Patreon scam one), great idea!
So sorry to hear this, it must be a scary time for you (to say the least) - if Jack is triggering/generally unsettling step away for a bit. There’s always the Food and Drink thread for non-Jack mithering and the recaps at the front of each thread are an easy way to touch base at a distance if needed.
Wishing you and Baby Apple Pie all the best.
Wishing you and Baby Apple Pie all the best.
I’ve just been through her recipes and these are the individual items named she apparently considers a “small number of ingredients”-
chicken, chicken liver, black pudding, blue cheese, lasagna (sheets), broccoli, cabbage, onions, leeks, crab, macaroni, chickpeas, lentils, potatoes, bananas, eggs, carrots, cauliflower, spinach, apples, tomatoes, Greek cheese, peas, bacon, radishes, risotto rice, Gruyère, pate, kidney beans, gram flour, yellow split peas, salmon, white fish, rice, ginger, water chestnuts, mushrooms, prunes, mackerel, anchovy, chestnut, squash, parsnips, sweet potatoes, courgettes, black beans, peanuts, oats, lemons, raspberries, pears, white beans, tuna, green beans, lemon, yoghurt, pineapple.
chicken, chicken liver, black pudding, blue cheese, lasagna (sheets), broccoli, cabbage, onions, leeks, crab, macaroni, chickpeas, lentils, potatoes, bananas, eggs, carrots, cauliflower, spinach, apples, tomatoes, Greek cheese, peas, bacon, radishes, risotto rice, Gruyère, pate, kidney beans, gram flour, yellow split peas, salmon, white fish, rice, ginger, water chestnuts, mushrooms, prunes, mackerel, anchovy, chestnut, squash, parsnips, sweet potatoes, courgettes, black beans, peanuts, oats, lemons, raspberries, pears, white beans, tuna, green beans, lemon, yoghurt, pineapple.
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Presumably this means Jack will never again ride on the coat tails of other people/blue tickers viral tweets?
Stella, cheese strings, cocktail sausages
I think slop bot is broken as this sounds edible
BIB Sounds like it should be on a WWII poster with a stern man pointing at you!
Well, she hasn't got her pro bono lawyer for that any more (allegedly).
DON’T YOU REALISE I AM TOO EXHAUSTED TO WRITE ALL THE FRIDGE SLOP RECIPES OUT BY HAND* I’M SO TIRED
*which nobody asked me to do.
My first impression was that the entire reason for hand writing a 3-page list of meal "ideas" was to get compliments on her writing, now obviously just so she had an excuse to complain about the intermittent RA and resulting ridiculous energy bills. Eyeroll emoji please.
How the duck does Jack have time in 100 hour week to write all that nonsense out?
(Top tip, Jack, the internet is full of recipes, Ctrl+D will bookmark them for you. You're wasting time, paper and pen ink right now.)
It's time for me to do my angsty wail again:The Linda Tirado coincidences is a long rabbit hole of a journey.
The Guardian, teeth, shampoo and tattoos
Linda Tirado: ‘It was insane. I got 20,000 emails in a week’
The author of Hand to Mouth tells Rachel Cooke about the shock of going viral online, being vilified, and being able to afford to have her teeth fixedwww.theguardian.com
YET ANOTHER FAKE THAT I INNOCENTLY FOLLOWED ON TWITTER!
Look under gullible in the dictionary, my name's there.
Previous wails were prompted by Jack herself and Mr Rear Foo Foo, aka Russ in
Loads of those are things I wouldn’t have in a freeze but need to be in a fridge… I’d have thought… and yet more eggs
Much believable Jack as ever also totes professionalPerformatively writing stuff by hand for likes is another aneurysm for me ( along with the epipen to be injected into ' a fatty bit'). Oh she of the crumbling shoulders and arthritic fingers who can write reams and tweet at the speed of light
Brave man! States the obvious.
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And begs the question what was the asda stunt last week about? That was supposed to last a week. If she had all this fine food in why do the asda shop.
How to say you are touting for a deal with another supermarket without actually saying it
So take a break from Twitter, you performative asshat
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