Perfect for pink rice pudding toasties!Rice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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The stir fry sounds good (except Jack will make it with pickled arseholes and mackerel)
This is only too believable as a monroestrosityRice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
I'm just creative with a small number of ingredients, that's my whole MO
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Sounds perfectly fine to me. Love a bit of cheese and fruit, add in the choc digestives and I'm all yours! (Performatively speaking, of course!)
Most of hers are stolen from there or slimming world and
Seems to fill her with rage too, given her recent tweets, if it makes you feel better?I just imagine her giggling away, with her stupid notebook and stupid pens lined up, furiously writing her tit list out thinking she's so clever. It fills me (briefly) with unimaginable rage when I see it.
Oh please duck off jack. What friends? I’ll be shocked if it’s anything more than a passing acquaintance or a friend of Louisa’s.
My preterm baby is in NICU at the minute and I think this might be my aneurysm.
If I can keep my tit together enough not to be a raging hole to everyone you certainly can. You bleeping grief tourist.
If I can keep my tit together enough not to be a raging hole to everyone you certainly can. You bleeping grief tourist.
It's what poor toothpaste man would've wanted
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Writing away, like Anne Frank with a Costco card and an attitude problem.This is why I can't bear it. Why can't she write a meal plan and shopping list like normal people? It's no help to anyone at all. I just imagine her giggling away, with her stupid notebook and stupid pens lined up, furiously writing her tit list out thinking she's so clever. It fills me (briefly) with unimaginable rage when I see it
I'm so sorry to read this, that's very sad.
Sending you lots of love & hugs for your little one x 
Why do all of her meal ideas sound like an AI-generated list of foods
i must admit, my mom makes those pink pickled eggs in the leftover pickled beet juice, but only she and my brother-in-law like them much.
i must admit, my mom makes those pink pickled eggs in the leftover pickled beet juice, but only she and my brother-in-law like them much.
If they are ending up in ICU maybe you should stop feeding your friends then.
Crikey, can’t keep up! Had some lunch, back to work and now there’s a ridiculous list on the Twitter and another 10 pages here. This is becoming a full time job! Has she just copied an index out of a cookbook?
Quoting myself like a total ninny, didn't spot Sushi on the end. Now off to Google bread sushi as I've never heard of it (not being a top cook and cookery writer like Jack Monroe grifter*)
(*anything to help those Twatter algorithms)
I thought her MO was rattling her jar and breadcrumbing people about how poor she is. Stupid me
Are these the guys that came round for lunch they other day?
Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne…
Live footage of Jack after she’s come up with another tastebud strangling recipe idea
Agreed, I had a flatmate who lived in the Gambia for a while and he made some really nice stewy things with peanuts in.
Probably would work as a Thai-inspired satayish thing, too?
Reader, she is neither creative or using a small number of ingredients - and being creative with a small number of ingredients is certainly not her MO.
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