I remember someone asked her this (in a pleasant enquiring way). What if you had to start from scratch? Sadly squig's tweet has been deleted, probably on here somewhere, but this was Jack's answer.
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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Catching up after a day of paid work but chicken liver and black pudding lasagne?
Dear lord. Did she feed it to the two mates now in ICU?
(Apologies. But does anyone here honestly believe they exist or are any more than friends of friends - she’s a classic narc inserting herself in every tragedy!)
Dear lord. Did she feed it to the two mates now in ICU?
(Apologies. But does anyone here honestly believe they exist or are any more than friends of friends - she’s a classic narc inserting herself in every tragedy!)
Then have a break from Twitter, you absolute muppet.
Edit: directed at JM, not the lovely @heretoreaditall2019
Sorry, but you are beyond help. Contact Jack Monroe crap cook for ideas, you'll find none here.
Go well, pal! Now duck off
Don't be offended if you're REALLY new, by our standard bye bye - it means we love you
She isn’t, sadly, she’s a genuine bit-part standard-issue girl-crush bully’s suck-up sidekick. She’s moving house today, apparently, presumably into Jack’s Mediterranean arse, to save travel time.
I know. I was taking the piss. It was me who told everyone to shut up about her being a sock.
Thank you dear heart Marms.
Jack really should put her money where her mouth is and actually do this £20 shop from scratch then. Provide 42 hearty meals for 3 people.
I'm just shocked it wasn't three.The two friends in ICU is a new excuse, we've gotta give her that
I get uncontrollable rage when she writes "kicking about / around".
STFU!
Thank you, believe it or not these threads have really saved me the last couple of weeks. They’ve been a really helpful, fast moving distraction whenever I’ve needed one, especially at night. So I guess I have Jack and her chaoses to thank for that.
This in particular has just really pissed me off today x
This in particular has just really pissed me off today x
Sorry, I think she’s sent me beyond logical thought, I should have remembered!
Definitely not a sock but I think they possibly know JM IRL
Vlad‘s got excited by all these meal ideas and thinks I need some new crockery to eat them off
FFS, I want tank Jack back.
@TreeTrunksApplePie
I hope you and your little one are both recovering. It's not easy to see your child experience health issues
I'll be keeping you both in my thoughts.
As a mum of a baby in Nicu, you are entitled to a lot of different types of support, the nurses are the best people to ask, they will often guide you through the process too x
I hope you and your little one are both recovering. It's not easy to see your child experience health issues
I'll be keeping you both in my thoughts.As a mum of a baby in Nicu, you are entitled to a lot of different types of support, the nurses are the best people to ask, they will often guide you through the process too x
I'd eat that with you and half hundred weight of Dreamies. If I start meowing, god help me....
I was taking the piss and now regret it.
Yikes
. I don't want to give that person much publicity here - they love it - but I think they are doing Jack more harm than good online. Jack should do a Mark Lawyer on them imo.
Looking forward to what poverty cosplay scammer Jack Monroe has to say about her flying monkeys directly advocating physical torture methods because someone has dared question something their lord and master said.
bleeping disgusting.
I knew you were (softly, gently) carefully taking the piss Marm, have you tried being an aggressive snark instead? duck off, you tit x
Why doesn't she use twitter circle more effectively. If I was her I would choose 150 of the most honest tweeters and check tweets with them before posting en masse.
The circle surely would have said the bedroom looks like it's from a Last of the Summer wine set and that her recipes sounded like they would look like ebola if it was food.
The circle surely would have said the bedroom looks like it's from a Last of the Summer wine set and that her recipes sounded like they would look like ebola if it was food.
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