Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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It sounds a bit like a West African peanut stew to me - that's quite nice. They tend to use black eyed beans, sweet potato, some kind of greens like spinach or kale, chilli, stock and peanut butter. Some people chuck chicken in, some keep it veggie.I dread to think what Chicken, black bean and peanut stew will taste likeTerrible.
So basically she is now writing out pointless random 'recipes'. This is her helping sooo many people.
I'm not saying hers will be nice, but peanut stew is a well-trodden path.
I've done a couple of nice chicken and black bean things but not with peanut butter.I dread to think what Chicken, black bean and peanut stew will taste like
So basically she is now writing out pointless random 'recipes'. This is her helping sooo many people.
Yikes. Don't be giving her ideas. Waste not want not and all that
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"I've got two friends"
*Maury voice* the lie detector test determined... That was a lie
So we're back to 'don't come at me I have problems' but it's fine for her to be a snarky weapon to anyone/everyone. Twatticus.
What's the point of it then, Jack, tell us when you grunk. If we don't know what you've got in your cupboards how can we utilise your maverick meal ideas? I can hazard a guess that you've got chicken livers and blue cheese in but I don't have either of those and I have no clue about the method you might use to create a lasagne out of them, in order to think about substitutes. It's an entirely futile exercise which seems to be just to practice your handwriting.
Oooh after a good pause (welcome, to allow for grunking), I see we have Angry Jack this afternoon. She loves to whip herself into a rage doesn't she? I bet she was straight on here to look at the comments on her 'meal ideas', while simultaneously refreshing her Twitter mentions so she could infuriate herself. No wonder she's wrung out (and I don't for a moment believe she has two friends in ICU; what a strange thing to lie about).
Far too many strong flavours there. Mackerel is a tasty fish...why put anchovies (which I love) with it to drown that taste? Same with pickled radish (proper ones not her salmonella ridden attempt). An orange and watercress salad or a drizzle of an orange vinaigrette. Mind you I clearly know nothing not being a
still sounds nicer than anything on that list!
She'd never run out of rings to sell.Yikes. Don't be giving her ideas. Waste not want not and all that
She's deleted this attempt to smear someone who seems genuinely baffled by her hostility.
Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
Now to be fair, the font didn't have an apostrophe.Because.She.Cant.Cook*
And hates food.
You're welcome.
*missing apostrophe essential as per Jack Monroe grifter's t-shirts (for the newbies who may have missed that little detail)
Same!
Hi twin brain! 
Edit: brain twin, sorry. The thought of the mackerel with the anchovy has temporarily strangled my neurological impulses.
Double gloucester with chives, blueberries and chocolate digestives....Rice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
This is why I can't bear it. Why can't she write a meal plan and shopping list like normal people? It's no help to anyone at all. I just imagine her giggling away, with her stupid notebook and stupid pens lined up, furiously writing her tit list out thinking she's so clever. It fills me (briefly) with unimaginable rage when I see it
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Omg she’s been on a mad one since we said we didn’t like that musty bedroom
She really is lower than a snake's belly *I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the National Federation of Snakes for comparing them to Crookstrap Slop....
Nah this is her show
Chunkz to host 'Britain’s most chaotic cooking show' on ITV2
Bad Chefs arrives this week
tellymix.co.uk
She is dangerously stupid.
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