Yeah, that wasn't even a passive aggressive grapefruit being held awkwardly. She was very confident and explained things concisely.
Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
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Every single relationship she has is described along similar lines.
Every house is the homiest ever home. Ever lover (
) is the most loviest. Until it all goes wrong, then they're damp, cold, falling apart hovels, and evil abusive people who stifled our smol pixie and said she was too butch/not butch enough.
This photo never fails to make me laugh. It's clearly a training/away day thing
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Genuinely, what do the vigilante squigs think they’re going to achieve? Do they genuinely think they’ve got a streak of John Wick/Beatrix Kiddo in them and are going to go on a roaring rampage of revenge on Jack’s behalf?
Pipe down love, the Ocado delivery is coming in ten minutes and the closest you ever got to throwing hands was huffing loudly when someone didn’t say ‘thank you’ when you held a door open.
God knows what it is about Jack that brings all the white knights to the yard, and for such an unworthy cause!
Pipe down love, the Ocado delivery is coming in ten minutes and the closest you ever got to throwing hands was huffing loudly when someone didn’t say ‘thank you’ when you held a door open.
God knows what it is about Jack that brings all the white knights to the yard, and for such an unworthy cause!
You missed the awful “taps the sign”
If she were single I’d say fair enough, but with a child she needs to CALM DOWN and wait and see. The first year or so of a relationship is always piss easy and exciting, it’s seeing if it lasts after that which tells the real story. How can she not know that by now with a string of failed relationships/engagements behind her? Stop moving people in after 5 seconds and acting like you are living in an episode of the Waltons.Every single relationship she has is described along similar lines.
Every house is the homiest ever home. Ever lover (
At least she's acknowledging this one's a bloke, which is progress on the honesty front. Well done, Jack!
I despise that patronising mofo adage too much to include it.
Ergh, you can even imagine her smug face as she does it.
I’m actually feeling a tiny bit sorry for her this morning. She thinks she’s falling love again, but in reality she’s just Barolds cumdump on the way home from the pub.
This is the best thing ever! Wait til she sees it!!!
. And she's been live tweeting her shags again? Why doesn't she just get it over with and go on Only Fans? She's obviously desperate for attention snd validation.
Did you have to? Really?ERGH!!!! She put the uniform on for Burger Boy!!!!
I need to go look at pictures of quokkas or something now to cleanse my mind (I will not, still grunkaing away)
Best thing I’ve seen on here.
Anyone got tickets for tomorrow? Think the pov jumper will make another outing?
I've just realised the sound she makes when she's demonstrating technique <ahem> reminds me of the wild dog man.
I'm at the return of the friend with benefits.
Sex Jack, Sex Jack
Burger boy is back.
He's got a special sauce
That he'll spurt across her rack.
Writing that has actually made me a little nauseous.
Sex Jack, Sex Jack
Burger boy is back.
He's got a special sauce
That he'll spurt across her rack.
Writing that has actually made me a little nauseous.
TBH I was a bit sick in my mouth writing that.
She stole it from work or from Big Dave imo.
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This is too much...I expire. Don't send floweros send cashos pls. I'll deffo send them to the charity of my secret choice.
Did anyone ever triangulate either of those vivienne westwood dresses? I'm failing badly and it's annoying me...
Ahahahaha this has finished me off
Perhaps it's a distress signal after the radish/green slop incident! How do we send help?
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