Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire

[Onestorytoomany]

TBH I was a bit sick in my mouth writing that.

This week he brought her a battered taco.

'*gently shuffles out*

 

[Katkat]

When is she supposed to be in Bristol?!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Sex Jack sex Jack, sex Jack is back
I wish she wouldn’t tell us when he’s got her in the sack

NO!

 

[Geetbo]

This week he brought her a battered taco.

'*gently shuffles out*

Extra mayo?

The canal is filth this morning. I approve.

 

[Lazarus]

Of course she does. These are the ones she deliberately keeps empty so she can go "see? Where are all my millions?"

For a start she hasn’t shown the SB holiday one.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

When is she supposed to be in Bristol?!

'The State of Food' talk is at 2...!

 

[Menopausal Stormtrooper]

Close protection … on advice from the police??
This is absolute bullshit. I just don’t believe it. Lying is like breathing to Jack.


Believe it or not, the top tier for the Kickstarter was £2,000 “or more” (!!!) for Jack to come and cook a meal for you and your friends, and some gullible fool with more money than sense actually paid that. (Could that have been the Mary Portas thing?)
There was also a £200 tier for a launch party (which I assume never happened), and 30 people paid for that.
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£2000!!!!! I REALLY hope this isn't the dinner party where she gave them frozen fruit and bread from the corner shop when she forgot the pudding.

 

[jenny2603]

When is she supposed to be in Bristol?!

Sunday, she's booked for the Forwards Festival to discuss the food crisis with Jay Rayner. Always a sign a subject is being taken seriously when someone decides to discuss it with Jack.

 

[Lazarus]

I’m a lurker who has signed up to post this… of momentous import, clearly!

I believe BB is a police officer… two reasons for this, first, the shift hours. Unusual times to be coming and going for a typical shift worker, no? Not for police. Police ‘late turn’ is typically 2-10pm (early is 7am-3pm and nights are 8pm-6am) which dovetails with the arrival times in both instances. He is coming off late turn. Second, the language used - eg BB came for a ‘welfare check’ last night. The police do welfare checks and use that term specifically to describe them. ‘Close protection’ is also a police term. Of course these terms can be used by anyone, but I recognise them, and the shift times, because my ex is a police officer () and they do have a recognisable and distinct language and phrasing for things.

They also, in my experience, do a lot of shagging outside their relationships.

 

[Sketchy]

And another thing. I'm fed up to the back teeth of those enablers on her twitter blasting everyone who's calling her out and telling them to leave her alone so she 'can get on with doing her good work'. What fckn work is she doing? Writing fiction and creating tit recipes? Even Monroe herself can't believe her own good luck at being plucked from obscurity for doing eff all. No wonder she's gone haywire, the confusion of that, plus the many adoring idiots has affected her brain.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Sunday, she's booked for the Forwards Festival to discuss the food crisis with Jay Rayner. Always a sign a subject is being taken seriously when someone decides to discuss it with Jack.

Has Jay Rayner ever eaten anything that came out of a can? Unless it's cavier (that comes in cans, right?!).

Can't think of two more unsuitable people to discuss the food crisis.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

'The State of Food' talk is at 2...!

Well, I hope she's already set off, it takes over three hours to get to Bristol on the train from Thorpe Bay.

 

[Bugger13]

Oh woe, we grunk
Through Buger’s spunk.

 

[NellieBoo]

I genuinely love this photo. There is no way those people are fighfighters. None of their uniforms fit!

I know! So funny. She's all like 'That'll show 'em'. It's like a Dad's Army/It Ain't Half Hot Mum PR photo .

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

It’s different now though. When she did the ‘eye’ there wasn’t a single negative response on Twitter (which is how I found here). Now it’s constant, everything she says is being questioned and disbelieved. It’s such a change.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Has she turfed Burger Old Bill out, or is he going to Bristol too?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I just feel my life has lacked drama in this regard. I might approach my old school and ask if a teacher could stand over me cackling "you'll never amount to anything Numbers" at me. Then I can come back a week later for a special assembly in front of the whole school where I list my achievements and the teacher is made to say sorry to me to teach them a humiliating lesson.

Well I’ve been here over 18 months and only just remembered the totally inconsequential time I was “interviewed” for being a fireperson. I really need to work on my victim complex.
Haha teacher, so I failed the fire interview (that I didn’t want) well look at me NOW I’m a VIP tattler from mithering about a fake fireperson. How do you like them apples? Needless to say etc etc.

 

[veryfondoftea]

I’m not very good at twitter but the only gap I can find before Jack tweeted about her burger related treat was a tweet at 22.57. She then tweeted again at 23.38. So that’s a gap of 41 minutes. So she was either tweeting while burger boy was with her or he stayed for a max of 41 minutes. How nice.

 

[Bugger13]

I wonder if Jack’s being paid to talk to Rayner. (Also let’s hope she doesn’t sing-he’s into jazz). She has to make £1500 in 27 days just for rent-and then bills on top because she has nothing in the bank. Really makes you doubt her think

 

[MancBee]

Sex Jack Sex Jack
She lies on her back
Her labia's unruly
And her bones go clickity clack.

That's enough of that. I am surprising myself now. You naughty ninnies are a bad influence.