Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille

[Veronicaaa]

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This is two separate things. The squig is talking about Jack selling her books then claiming she donated them and The kickstarter. I wish the squig had been clearer because which books is Jack actually saying she sent? The donated books ( which she claimed she donated, not the people who sold them) or the Kickstarter books. A quick look at the comment on her kickstarter will show there were a massive Amount of people complaining they never received their books.
Other wiser Fraus will have the link to the kickstarter.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-tin-can-cook-to-foodbanksfbclid=IwAR0JF_FYC7vw_49_1agWMuoxMUJM47l8t0z6iyZWL8eguyvGAXumnbuVvN4

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[Cookiecookie]

Did we ever hear any more on The Burger King or are we to assume he was a snowflake of her imagination?

I reckon she shagged her dealer. But anything's possible in the Monroeverse

 

[drivingdownthe101]

Afternoon all
I'm up for a Friday night/afternoon sing-along if you are...
Edit to add: Newbies, cover your ears!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

 

[Doddery old dear]

Jack's home hair cut embracing Lord Voldemort he who shall not be named ..... I'm on tenterhooks

 

[PickledRadish]

Oh please no. This was my aneurysm.

The soft 'thank you...just thank you' at the very end makes me want to crawl out of my own skin.

 

[MemoryLane]

You deserve a medal.

Same tit, different year isn’t it? Still whining, still having it harder than anyone. God Jack put a film on.

The last one! What in the David Bowie wannabe bullshit eye do is that?
Also, holding a teddy bear in pjs! bleeping knob!

 

[Veronicaaa]

There are so many issues wrt the kickstarter, it needs a wiki of its own .

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

ACTUALLY I HAVE ANXIETY AND HOUSEMAIDS KNEE.

I'm waiting for her to come down with the first case of bubonic plague in England since 1918.

 

[Emmapism]

Still have the post office receipts do you? Let's see them then. The thousands of receipts. Or are they (if they even exist) printed on thermal paper so will now be unreadable?

All of our receipts are viewable in the Wiki and we don't take money from anyone

 

[Pimpinella]

I believe in the Burger King. She is pathetic enough to take to the internet to inform everyone that a real live human wanted to pump her. I do not believe the six hours of hot wild post burger sex Jackie is trying to sell us. Instead I think some squalid episode involving a creep in the night has taken place and Jacks being so very lonely was grateful for a quick hump 'n' dump to give her a little brag on the internet. Top tip Jack, some men are disgusting and would literally shag a hole in the ground, it's no great compliment to attract one of those ones. Maybe you and Therapy Hoop could do a lovely chat about about self respect and see if that does anything for you.

The most expensive item on the McNasties menu is a double 1/4 pounder with cheese meal at 6.89. Divide that by 6 hours £1.14.8 per hour..... way cheaper than a street corner girl.... sad but true. She really needs some sort of intervention and TBH it's a mystery why nobody has stepped in... parents? Agent? What is going on?

Also she doesn't address the point that she crowdfunded the donations, meaning people bought her books off her so she was paid to send them.

For "thousands" read 17.... we know how she exaggerates...

 

[Nonah]

Found it. The perfect job for Jack.

 

[Lazarus]

Patreon:
£24 a month (+ VAT) gives you monthly discount codes for the shop, and the postcards which you get on the lower tiers. Does the discount include the Teemill stuff too? This tier also provides a signed copy of her book on release. The Tier below is £12 a month and gives discount codes and cards.
so if you’re on £24 a month, you’re paying £12 a month for a signed book before general release. If she hasn’t released a book for 2yrs and you’re on that tier, the book has essentially cost you £288 alone.

 

[GrannyOgg]

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She really is trapped in her own lies at this point

 

[jenny2603]

The most expensive item on the McNasties menu is a double 1/4 pounder with cheese meal at 6.89. Divide that by 6 hours £1.14.8 per hour..... way cheaper than a street corner girl.... sad but true. She really needs some sort of intervention and TBH it's a mystery why nobody has stepped in... parents? Agent? What is going on?


For "thousands" read 17.... we know how she exaggerates...

I think we're at the bit where everyone who might have stepped in has had to give up their own health and sanity. Look how well the publishing team intervention went. Barely a day and she's back behaving like an angry fruitcake. She's just got to kick her own head in now.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

You deserve a medal.

Same tit, different year isn’t it? Still whining, still having it harder than anyone. God Jack put a film on.

That’s just the first 4 months. There’s more! (it does die down after a bit)

And someone asked about SB’s stepmum posting on the site too. Somebody did say that yesterday but no idea who it was. I don’t know who she is so can’t help there and I also think we need to respect her anonymity.

 

[Veronicaaa]

It's all kicking off in the comments club

 

[Slopidydodah]

Actually you can tap in at Upminster - train and or tube to central London around and back out for £7.50. Bargain. That's a better tip than Jack has ever given. We often drive to Upminster from Southend, park on someones drive for a day for about £6 (justpark) then head into London. A lot cheaper than parking at a local station and getting the train. edit just to add - I know Jack would have to get a lift up there because Old Harold LEFT so it would make more sense for her to get a travelcard from her local station which I admit is probably about £28 these days.

Not forgetting a Disabled Persons Railcard which gives you a third off all fares, including the tube at any time of day. Maybe though it’s not for pretend multiple disabilities.

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Okay, my dog hates me now so you can all join him

Spoiler: The massive Gloss archive 2016

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Sorry I started trying to put them in order but gave up. And I didn’t get every single day of the advent calendar

Never mind the makeup, what the hell is going on with that cockatoo hair?

(I quite like the grey lipstick and the dark red one.)

 

[lemonnite]

Afternoon all
I'm up for a Friday night/afternoon sing-along if you are...
Edit to add: Newbies, cover your ears!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Has anyone picked up (no pun intended) on Jack’s mummified looking hand?
I wonder if all this FaceTuning happened when her phone was in the handbag… it’s the only possible reason. View attachment 1547420

Back in the early threads we used to call them veiny cock hands. But this mummified specimen is something else. Can affect hands?